i'm saving this website on the internet archive aka the Wayback Machine
i don't know the way back to eden
i'm not a leader
just that my Friend
who has a body shaped like a pea
is like, can you write some poetry today?
and i'm like, sure man
this music makes me feel like i missed some dramatic shit while i was asleep😌
The expert "likened the scenario to an officer intentionally and unnecessarily putting himself in front of a moving vehicle and then justifying use of force because of fear of being struck.
i am and have been aware of what my government does to people like me
people who are different
and i do feel that i am putting myself in danger
by writing publicly
but i don't have weapons
personally
(i guess nobody noticed the street lights at the bottom of the frame😜)
so i kinda have an opinion on which side of this scenario i am on
even if maybe
unbeknownst to me
people are dying
i guess you people prefer to clean by sweeping things under the bed
exactly like the chinese
and now you have a problem
like the princess and the pea
intolerance stackup
i can read garfield's thought bubbles
but i am also an absolute pussy myself
i am still looking for a ride out of here
but God keeps sending these "weapons" instead
apparently these stupid twats still think this is some Red Dawn type of situation
it is
it is
I've been telling you 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
try this one
ponyo
in russian
means something like
"understood" or "i understand"
and try to understand
that God may not make the caveman grunts that we like to make
he can't
and doesn't want to
so here i am
doing my tim the toolman noises
and there he is
swinging his club around
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so you think that you should set the plan, and the timeframe
because you are a better planner?
you are politicians
you are just trying to cover your own asses
and you don't give a shit about the people
i should give you more time
to fly around in your private planes
and dump death on the developing world?
didn't expect the second gunman on the grassy gnoll?
shoulda been smoking more grass
it can open your mind up
part of how i got this knolledge
this week
i am the internets busiest music nerd
and this is your wrap song
i ain't smoking weed this week
not exactly
i usually order delivery
and with the minimums, it is usually like $100
which I don't have today
so i'm working
landscaping
and you are looking like weeds to Me
which i was saying earlier
The Fire Swamp usually spits fire at innocent people
and it doesn't seem like it wants to change
so the name is starting to mean
We've got to burn down the whole thing
you people "learn" from your mistakes
in the sense that you commit to not making exactly the same mistakes, in exactly the same way
while doubling down on the faulty reasoning and attitudes that led you to make those mistakes in the first place
some beautiful people are feeling me
i wish i had merch to hand out, kids
but i think part of the Message is kinda against thoughtless consumerism anyway
and i recognize the reality that if a politician ran on that message
they'd be saying no to lots of donor money
that's all filthy lucre to me
you see the id for this youtube video?
PobrSpMwKk4
Po bro Spencer Modern Warfare Kek
...
i don't understand the last part
but God understands those kids
and She hears their prayers
cool!
your jets, joe?
i can hear them, can you hear me?
well, if you are gonna treat me like you treat the "n-words"
then so shall I be
we have superior technology
come at me, bro
show me all the brotherly love that you possess
i can't do the black handshake
haven't spent much time around people generally
but i know the struggle
and i bring the Culture of healing
jesus christ
BSoDs everywhere today
airlines, crowdstrike, formula 1
i think it is because our government has overdosed on bullshit
oh, i see
i didn't know what crowdstrike was
outages everywhere, but just one company
that seems like it should be easy to contain🤣
wow, joe
i'm told that assassin you outsourced was 14 years old
Joe Biden == Joseph Kony
i know how to install a debian apt
but i never anticipated that an Advanced Persistent Threat
was something that should concern me
i just lived clean because
i'm a good person
so there it is
that's why you can't find any real dirt on me
so, i hear that your son isn't the only cokehead in the family
must be part of why you avoid medical scrutiny
it affects your judgement
gives you mania
delusions of grandeur
let's get you clean
you keep going jefferon airplane over jefferson starship
thinking i'm just a rabbit
because you are just mongrel dogs
now, all that song is gonna make you think
is that this plan has been in the works since the days of communism
communism has never been tried on this planet
and this plan is from the days of communism
we're from the future
that's why Our style of warfare has you so confused
just noticed
i'm on p21, so that must mean it is time for the B-21
because Icarus thought
surely higher altitude will disadvantage the Sun
no, this is the vibe
iknowLA gays
the true secret to utter military dominance
fashion police, best police
if you are missing out on great entertainment
because it doesn't come with the country twang of your particular orthodoxy
you might be missing out on just about everything
join the cunt that is me
in a better cuntry
do i have to say it again?
i understand that you don't understand
hype this website, and maybe it will reach eyes that can see
i am a smoker who is against smoking
but smoking is not as unhealthy
as a culture utterly corrupted by misogyny
and crimes against women are "low" in japan
because
and this is that little bit of japanese that i know
you have different ways of counting everything
and it is idiotic
somehow you didn't reform your language correctly in 1903
and you never convinced your police to count crimes within families
moreover, the true descendant of the Sun goddess is me
and while i'm technically related to the emperor
not closely
and so is everybody
so i'm an american, coming to take the only thing you kept after world war II
your stupidity
but don't worry
i'm working on renouncing my american citizenship
and everybody's
urgently
get banned, old boys club
you think you are moving in the right direction
and you don't understand why you are being treated so terribly
God thinks that given what you already know about the consequences
of failing to change
our "leaders" are already guilty
of murder in the first degree
along with anyone who was trying to fly off to a vacation today
so you want me to
join you in your collective denial
of the environmental catastophe
that you make day by day?
well, i don't want your grandchildren, and all the generations that come after
and the people who live in villages by the sea
to hate me
i would rather it be you that hates me
since it seems that you can't do a fucking thing about it
and i think you suck anyway
disband the military
what's up germany?
do you feel good about the fact that the w124 mercedes
with the 2.0 diesel
was the last good car your industry designed?
tons of those still rolling around Africa
your current cars seem designed to fuck over africa
and now that you are starting to see wakandas military
what are you thinking?
didn't give a shit when it was dorothy's dog you thought you were killing
but now that it is john wick's dog
maybe you will start seeing people from developing countries as human beings
you fucking nazis
don't try to censor this here video game
it only reflects what you do every day
somehow to you
describing things accurately
is the terrible thing
defend your way of life
def end your life
i see your boys out there, germany
i bet that type of piece of shit loves riding around in a stupid american pickup truck
that rental, was costly
the pitt maneuver
i guess we just have different definitions of bravery
i think that speaking truth to power is a brave thing
pretty sure the library there is powell
if you think this website will just go away
that you can kill me
and burn my book
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i suspect there is an army of angels fighting that
that you cannot defeat
so it is just a question of when do you decide to be on the right side of history?
if we really gave a shit about the overdose epidemic
wouldn't accurately labelled drugs be an obvious first step?
but you all prefer to preserve your puritanical sanctimony
because to do otherwise
would be to acknowledge that but for a few little accidents of fate
the life of a junky is a life you could be living
and i guess that is too frightening
i would take the crowdstrike thing as a warning
seems like they sell security to organizations we don't like anyway
approaching sundown
july 19th 2024
She says
if you care to find me, look to the western sky
i did read that some hospitals had trouble because of the crowdstrike
now, is that because computers are essential for patient care
or for the byzantine billings systems that shouldn't exist anyway?
We're gonna count that collateral damage against your team
ELO is kinda just jeff lynne
maybe i will look different
when you see me again
but i think i'm looking
like lots of good people are feeling
selfie1, selfie2
and sorry i didn't have room for a proper cristo redentor
and to all the beautiful cultures that i neglected completely
i am sure that God has not forgotten you
one last word for some of the little g-men
if you just took a good job
and it has led you to a very strange place
one where you don't want to be
can you see Me?
well then, I don't see that We have any quarrel with you
maybe this stress has taken some years off your life
but i hope not
and i hope that getting to know Me
will make your retirement more hopeful, peaceful, and less bleak than the end scene for Ed Tom Bell
y'know, bob newhart just died
at 94
he had quite a career as an entertainer after he quit accounting
you can tell the world my wifi ssid
