Gallacher later told 404 Media that the email was something of “a joke,” but reaffirmed the agency’s wish to obtain a Cybertruck before other agencies, even if more for “community engagement” than using it as a patrol vehicle.
i'm not even famous yet, and already people are begging for my attention
i don't see why cops want something so fast
see, cops don't ticket each other
so God has to keep an eye on you
and the penalties that come from that ticket book are not monetary
and since criminals don't really get away
there is never any reason for you to chase
i'll be watching you
22. Police officers
BLS Category: Police and sheriff’s patrol officers
Fatal injury rate: 14 per 100,000 workers
Total deaths (2018): 108
Salary: $67,600
Most common fatal accidents: Violence and other injuries by persons or animals
this list really needs to be updated😈
I have this software on my phone called Carrion
it blocks calls from carrion
Corey Comperatore
the surname means something like buyer
i'd guess you gave him a choice
go to prison a hero to some
or a villain to everyone
but I'm sure you were planning to kill him anyway
after he got the job done
which explains why the SchutzStaffel responded so glacially
they meant to be slow
and then, they were looking in the wrong direction
probably figured one of them had shot the dude
Thank you Target asset protection
i wonder who will be the first to crack?
and you spent two years working on this plan?
Stephan?
you really want to make yourself the scapegoat for a whole class of people?
people who are disloyal by their nature?
this games in the refrigerator
well, if you all want to ride with death
with all you've seen already
you should know that there will be no body
aww, you sent flowers
well, since i'm not wanted
i'm leaving on a jet plane🤣
these guys don't like music
so they are making God sing a tired old man song😢
our guide
since before the beginning
well, ted cruz said his favorite movie was the princess bride
and it is God's dream scenario
we could guide you through the swamp
and we could teach you to love yourselves
each individually, and then all collectively
after that, we could properly lead ourselves
the sad truth is, we have never had a democracy
the first sin to mention is God's
washington dc is just hollywood for ugly people
mostly, they are angels before they are elected
but nobody makes it there who doesn't deserve a place in that roach motel sideshow
and every major government is the same
but then, below them, is a whole echelon of insignificant men
being cooperative apes
constantly working at colonel's coups
and other petty conspiracies
so God decided to make a trap and let them go in
I should have taken the artist formerly known as prince's death as a sign
see, i think the arrogant prince
in the princess bride
well thats me!
the story got stuck at the swamp
the ROUS are incorrigible
and peter faulkner said to me
"are you tired, are you sick of this story?"
and i had to say yeah
because i knew he already knew
so he said me2 bro
but that's why i said prince's death was a sign
the purple rain prince, to be clear
it's the pills
most all those jd vance lookin dudes workin up there are pillheads
they aren't feeling anything, so of course they can't feel the music
and i suppose that is true in the corporate world
but prince died when he did, because He knew by then that the story wasn't gonna go that way
anyway, what is the princess bride about
i know that some of you are gonna read this
and look at me
and understand how i caught imthemaincharacter syndrome
all of the songs and the stories truly are for everybody
and Westley/the Dread Pirate Roberts
and Buttercup, the Princess Bride
don't they resemble each other?
it is a story about learning to love yourself
and fighting to love yourself
and choosing who you want to be
and yeah, i learned part of that lesson in a cave on yoda's planet
what did I learn?
we all choose ourselves at the end of it all
for me i learned it in an ugly place
after years of torment
feeling that my life was in jeopardy
i snapped
and had an epiphany
i would choose myself over anybody
i'm not dying for anybody
i'm not being tortured for anybody
i started to realize, that i was looking to God too much
i started thinking back to how i felt when i was a kid
just a memory when nothing in particular was happening
what it felt like to be me
and i realized
that's still me
that kid needs someone to take care of him
and to love him
when times get really hard
everyone will put themselves first
i've got to start choosing me today
i hope you find your kid
and i hope you go on awesome adventures
i guess since i'm still writing this crap
i am denying myself the rank of master jedi
just long enough to leave a trace behind
and i guess we live in a society
this knowledge seems worth sharing
also, i'm single
thank you for reading my tinder profile
oh, right, the princess bride
well, peter faulkner, since the princess bride
turned fear and loathing
i'm leaving
we can't cross the swamp
so a bolt of lightning is gonna burn it down
then colombo is gonna show up
and colombo necktie some motherfuckers
show you who is what
and i'll be joker laughing
feel free to join in with me