i don't think i could bite off my own fingers
i understand that even yakuza use sharp chisels
and plenty of shochu
We couldn't expect you to do that sort of thing
and fuck over your kid that way
we are trying to get away from being hypocrites and criminals ourselves
we aren't recruiting
i could have ended up in exactly the same place as many of you
if fate had dealt me a different hand
but if you find yourself in a place
where events you cannot avoid remove a few digits for you
i hope that for some, this website may be
a field medical manual
for the kind of self-care
that nobody can or will give to you
and of course, God's selfish stake
is in making our civilization strong and good
so He might selfishly help you and protect you
if you find some yourself faced with some opportunity
to contribute to that cause
but you already make God's life better
because in His sad old eyes
nothing is more beautiful
than a good human being just trying to do their best
so don't bring me down
today
umm
i don't make mistakes
they are called happy accidents
that's it
it is peter falk
not peter faulkner
and columbo
not colombo
he has a missing eye
especially when it comes to things
that are more to do with the evils of surviving in the universe
like being an animal that evolved to survive and perpetuate its genes
the good people overcoming those things
that He sees clearly
i don't see anything
don't even have that capability
genes influence behavior
and we aren't all struggling with the same things
some people are fat
because they are actual gluttons
like honey boo boo
and some people just got something like polynesian genes