Trump just said it
who is gonna have higher prices?
all of the countries that have been ripping Us off for years

are you guys aware that dr disrespect is not a real doctor?

today is the day before 9/11
and if you have experience with and a reputation for causing disasters
there are probably certain roles you shouldn't play
but there it is

tfw you get outed for cheating on someone you haven't met
it happens to time travelers all the time
occupational hazard

if there is a child though, i am not responsible
and i'm not sure i've ever met a human who should be trusted with a child
another occupational hazard

the machine that was meant to build the holy ghost
turned out a poltergeist on the first run

God mistook a dream for a memory from his youth

sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead

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they never should have gotten back together
but some people are worth divorcing twice

look, schizophrenics are not mandated reporters with respect to their own delusions
and i just heard that's what she was into
i am just now learning she had custody of a child

God can afford sophisticated personality tests
even ones that look like human children

i am obviously peerless, but nevertheless, thank you for handling my competition

if Gaia was still alive, you never would've gotten close to her

i didn't get on that ride
some people, you tell them God will protect them
and apparently they start planning crimes🤷

i wasn't the one who had a hard time moving on
you think podcasts are annoying?
i have been haunted by them since people still listened to podcasts on ipods

my choice of companions seems strange unless you see what my options were

everyone talking about IVF this election cycle, and i don't why that became an issue
but i can tell you, sometimes people are infertile because God means them to be

In the 1990s Ricardo Asch and accomplices Jose Balmaceda and Sergio Stone switched the embryos of dozens of women at UC Irvine 15 years ago. Fifteen infants were said to have been born after the eggs were transferred to infertile women in order to allow them to have children with a total of approximately 60 women involved in the scandal.

https://doctors.stonybrookmedicine.edu/provider/avner-hershlag/2249202

don't trust fertility doctors, adopt

there is no state in this country where it's legal to kill a baby after it's born

are they sure?
i'm hearing things about new jersey

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trump mentioned viktor orban and others tonight
i just pray, that if i must destroy trump by talking to him
it doesn't mean i have to sign up for truth social