i sweat for this shit
you don't get an opinion about who sees it
especially if your opinion is
"other people shouldn't see it because it will make me sweat"

i see rivers of chocolate

if you actually think God miscalculated something
surely you are counting yourself out

thank you for your service to my country
it has been a priviledge to lead you all to this end

that seems like physics
but isn't everything

What do people not realize has an extremely low chance of happening?

In this age of technological inhumanity (Black survival)
Scientific atrocity (survivors)
Atomic mis-philosophy (Black survival)
Nuclear mis-energy (survivors)
It's a world that forces lifelong insecurity (Black survival)
All together now

Coming August 6th 2024.

anybody watch jeopardy tonight?
Aimee Semple McPherson 👻

you want me to soften the message?
this is the menu
i just work here
if i don't follow the recipes
food doesn't come together right

america rn

things go badly when people don't follow recipes
Deprenyl

at least pass a law against what i am before you try to persecute me

i'm trying to learn a new word this morning, july 24th
In terms of its etymology, eudaimonia is an abstract noun derived from the words eû ('good, well') and daímōn ('dispenser, tutelary deity'), the latter referring maybe to a minor deity or a guardian spirit.
eudaimonia?

this London's big contribution?
fuck you money
or fuck you, money

i don't think i want your money
i won't be working for you
i've seen how that movie ends

i'm trying to become a free man
you dudes sound like you want to become axolotls

i hear he is retiring the name "Childish Gambino"
so he will just be d.glover from now on

tongues untied?
this is the part you are trying out for, currently

uptown girls?

what, yall get tin-foil hats?
like you wanna be a baked potato?

oh, and if you do want to improve food safety
maybe don't put pigs in the loop on that in any way?
they aren't really known for being picky about what they eat

we want you to show everyone what we did to you
too many people know what yall are about
they want to see justice too
and the rich kids need to know what really goes on in casa bonita
so they will decide that being eric cartman isn't the thing to be
you all grossly overestimate your popularity
and given that you spend all day looking at those numbers
i don't get how that could be

i guess least distasteful among likely voters is what worries you
not
"would a majority of the world's population like to see me turn into sashimi?"

savile row serves but a few
SoVile row serves a world need
and people will realize there are far more safe seats for our show
than perilous ones
as a start, don't buy TVs large enough that i can jump through them, maybe?

i know yall trying to fade me
i want to make you mcfly like me
but you can refuse the role, and be crispin' glover
i guess that's also a thing

you just haven't been listening
and you've got to wake the fuck up

you no longer have the option to choose your children
over other children
what would that give them anyway?
a few more miserable decades
for them to live as ghastly shadows
of how you imagine things should be

i think the kids are prepared

do you want to join the brothers gibb?

i'm sure yall would be chuffed if only bogan culture had to change

i think this is what they are seeing

like, they think you have to get kidnapped
and turned
or something
if you act like a muppet
you can join the muppet show instantly
insults get the narcissists paranoid

i have faith that there is math behind all that
i can't do math myself

i can do mushrooms
i don't really like it
nausea
unpleasant stimulant effect
i hear they've been working on a digital version since the '80s
in secret government labs

uRon ourtest
becomes Meta World Peace
and i'll tell you
imma keep fightin with them dudes
cause they suck, whether you think so today or not
i know

frame it however you want
my career is not ending
i'm too talented

get pissed on

you are worried about my Dude tearing down your walls
you are smashing your controllers and you are on the tutorial mission

best mobile game
with RNJesus technology
patent not pending
failure is part of learning
death is part of the game
"If you're going through hell, keep going. And try Shattered Pixel Dungeon." - Winston Spencer Churchill

i'm sorry, is my music too loud for you?

even my fuckin horse is wounded

i'm built different☹️