long day
hey, you guys love insider trading, right?
I see the internet archive accepts bitcoin
i'm sending them my valuable things
my friend might have "between 750,000 and 1,100,000 Bitcoin"
maybe he will send his their way
i understand that to some people the idea that you can be honest about who you are
and maybe some people will still like you
is
inconceivable
but I have faith
all of the cajoling that has to be done
to get powerful people to do science and explore space
because they think there is nothing to steal and nobody to kill up there
well, in the long run, there are lots of things in space that can kill us
and you people who claim to be in charge of security and safety
ought to have been obsessed with that
it should unify you all
across the globe
but since you are actually just a bunch of thieving frat boys
the messages never took
so now you know
there is something in space
that can kill you very specifically
and you can't pass this burden to your underlings
how could you have seen this coming?
if I am working to swiftly for you, it is time to retire
I know it is hard for you to understand
and to people like you, it makes God look weak
because you are the sort of people
who would just be popping heads all over the place
if you had His power
and i can relate
but to a Bitch, killing your puppies comes when you are sure they cannot thrive
not because they piss you off
nothing anybody does can piss God off
She just understands everything too well
at the same time
the Great Engineer has a schedule to keep
and as a human being, situations arise where you've got to live like a tramp catching a freight train
i've become the usain bolt of that sort of situation
We are trying to show you the way
privyet!
worried that moscow won't be a great city anymore
if you stop stealing from the provinces?
or maybe just worried about your cars, with the funny blue lights?
personal survival is everyone's only concern today, tovarisch
if not for you thieves, russia would already be a great country
this is common knowledge
your american analogs are in a bit more denial about that sort of thing
but I think we are making progress
it is good that you at least understand the power of music
now let's get nutcracking!
no fuckers in positions of power anymore, get ready to resign
say goodbye to your dachas in sochi
they are now just memories for you
now if the americans adopted the russian mindset
i imagine there is artillery sitting at pendleton that can reach me
accidentally
here in Mission: Male Companion
can Arrogant Cunt be my codename?
if I come off that way, i'm just being a realist
you are so far behind schedule, and so far out of your league
the american government has killers out looking for me
I just drove to del taco
and they didn't see me until I pulled back into the garage
now they fuckin trippin
and now they are going to have to tell the american people about how they assassinate american citizens
and this is after I did the very same thing going to the dentist yesterday
i guess they thought that was some other sort of trick
do you guys know the definition of insanity?
or at least one of them
i guess we can drive you to as many sorts of insane as it takes
this is the only one in this series i've had time/money to play
so there some general rat orgy of eu "intelligence" services?
and it isn't interpol?
whatever you are, welcome to the party
how did you find me?
so, when you all watch jason bourne type of shit
you must be thinking
wow, how did they know? we are an inept beauracracy full of paranoid, corrupt murderers
who ratted us out?
somebody must've gotten chatty with a tom clancy type at a bar
and now you know
jason bourne type of dudes can be real too
angels did 911
i mean the porsche and the terrorist act
i believe you people call these things "shaping operations"
but hey, the good news
pete davidson doesn't get any real pussy
isn't the world starting to make much more sense?
take
solace
zedd's dead
i'm looking for a real girl
what about you guys?
any fleshlight enjoyers?
movie stars?
would that be embarrasing?
i guess you wouldn't know until it is too late
i think God would have them tattoo their faces
some day
but in a world full of subterfuge and deceit
why give advantages away?
welcome to my world
you can't trust anybody
except now
for me
I kind of trust everybody
because I know I'm doing all I can to save humanity
but to be clear, fuck trump
or at least, fuck what he appears to be and believe
the trump card is designed to appeal to the id of the narcissist
not to lead
WWE hall of fame
i am not persuaded that amber rose is better at doing research than me😆
and some of the people who cheered
naughty list
naughty list has grown too long to hide with fentanyl and covid-19
and I suppose, if doomsday comes, you old-fashioned boys
ignorant of too many things
and too ready to open those fema camps
will come for the likes of me
and anyone else who looks like they fit your retarded definition of "trouble"
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
so, my brothers in the law
do you even really think you can handle things?
old men, if the only practicable, merciful thing is just
people suddenly dying
will it be rapturous
or frightening?
hey, look on the bright side
maybe some of you are clean
and you can retire on some nice, newly available property in the country
lots of farm trucks
with absurd lift kits and 24" rims
will suddenly become available real cheap
if you actually are the sort of person who fixes things
it could be like the economic boom that followed the black death
now that you know who you are in the story
are you going to throw your silver to the street?
I would be grateful
some of you may be lucky enough to have a confidant with whom you discuss important life decisions
we can give you a little time
do you see, team?
y'know, lots of those provincial russians probably don't really use smartphones
and in some bleak places, people who just sit and drink all day might not have any other real opportunites
can't judge them
but I'm sure y'all know
most people are extremely reluctant to take an aimed shot on a battlefield
and others giddily want to shoulder fire a machine gun
that is a test of their qualities
and that of the families that sold them off for Lada money
so maybe that thing was about this thing
we don't want to know what it is like
crossing the galactic plane, or the spiral arms of the milky way
if you think you can persuade God to change his plan
torture victims are motivated to avoid returning to that place
to a degree which resembles heartlessness, but is not the same
since people want to know
my scars are mostly stretch marks
they are a gift, to represent the psychological pain I have survived. mock executions, and that sort of thing
so that it is easier to explain
it takes lots of machine work to make a good tool
and a good tool gets used hard sometimes
do unto others what has been done to you
I know what it feels like to be deathly afraid
and my only escape, was to learn to live with it
and wait
i wish it been that fast
(not a chemist, but i think I heard that vinegar idea is actually wrong, the reaction is exothermic. maybe extremely dilute vinegar? just don't want anyone trying it, or anything like that they see on their screens)