this feels like bad luck
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i guess you guys don't believe in that sort of thing

heywood ja blow my cover?
maybe if you get working, you can build a retirement home for me on the moon and be rid of me
like in that heinlein novel
and by then you might learn how to run things for yourselves

or, you can just stay put

this phone I've got, a oneplus 6t
their marketing slogan
"never settle"
when it was explicity designed to be the phone you settle for
when you want a flagship
but have issues with affordability
we don't want to go that way
but allyexpress is always cheap
if you are prepared to wait weeks

and hey
I speak a little japanese, we could go that way next
and I'm sure you understand
Ohtani may have switched teams
but he always plays for the the angels angels

there is no place where we don't dominate
and have plenty of cultural capital that needs spending

however you want to play it
we win
we are sweaties
and cheaters, if need be
you are a couple millenia too late to frame the narrative against me
you know young people think you suck

the religious entrepeneurs may distort the word until it suits their purposes
but if you look at what people actually believe
dia de los muertos is a holiday everyone will be celebrating

you think your experience is useful somehow?
your class of people never made the rules
this is you, this is your job now, announce me, and register yourselves as sex offenders properly

(sorry to my visually impaired friends if my site does not cooperate with your screenreader
I will work on it when I find time)

if you idiots would get out of the way, maybe this place wouldn't be footgun city

you can't do that on television?
what do you suppose they use in your HVAC?
glycerine?

i love one hit Wonders

I guess in a fascist state, you have very few suppliers for needful things
but because the people at the top are corrupt
they jealously guard against corruption at the lower levels
everything is required to be tracked meticulously
maddening the grunts who have to do the actual work
but a side effect is, it is possible to know where everything originates
and where everything is going

"various supplementation"🤣

God is the great engineer behind our civilization
the complaint was
MRE means
meals refusing to exit
He solved that problem
got them coming out both ends
violently
"like a liquid brownie"?

because of me, instead of just suffering, you are also learning
have any of you created victims in your lives?
I can't imagine how horrible it would be to be married to the sort of people who can succeed at what you do

"running on emptyyy food review"

So I start a revolution from my bed
'Cause you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside, summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

oh, nihao!
welcome!
I guess I needed a new audience
because your american equivalents are feeling poorly

they were trying to shut you out with BGP
but that protocol is so complicated
probably only wizards understand it truly
and if you are interested in self-preservation
magic is not something with which you should be meddling

what happened over in the inner kingdom that brought you here?
do you want to kill me too?

My little China girl
You shouldn't mess with me
I'll ruin everything you are

is a food safety issue such a threat to the CCP?
i suppose you don't get your cooking oil from the same places as the people you ruled until recently
so you probably do know how to create safe supply chains
you just chose not to
which makes you unworthy of your positions

see, lots of people have issues with us
their grievances are legitimate
but it isn't us, it is you
you are going to take responsibility for your failures and greed on state television
and you are going to give all of your money away
the gold especially

was it something like this that brought me to your attention?
and now you are wondering, can God do it again?
of course!
by hook or by crook, God will persuade you
I'd say, just start looking forward to a simple retirement
out in the sunshine, with dirt under your fingernails
and try to vibe with the sort of hook that makes you want to dance and sing
we have many varieties

see, the feds thought I was kevin mitnick
and now...
I have no idea what your intelligence service is called
you must suck that bad
well, you idiots are going to think I'm handing out falung gong pamphlets or something

I think
no more snowpiercer bullshit
public transportation should be free
you have some nice fast trains at least

so, I guess I'm the crouching tiger
and the hidden dragon
he is really a problem for you today

welcome to california, my new bitches

oh, I see
you just scraped the site once
and you'll be back in the morning
just in time to throw up your breakfast👍

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