Still unconvinced? Just look, he urges, to anaesthesia.

that would be a more convincing argument if we knew how anesthetics work
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i need two crowns, and the government sent a letter saying i can't have them
if you've ever had a serious tooth infection, you'd certainly agree that this dude died too quickly

imagine telling my dentist that you want to see more evidence before you approve a couple crowns

God follows superior procedures for slaughter

given the amount of money you can steal as a corporate executive
and law enforcements complete ineptitude
i would say that if not for God, assassinations would be a routine occurence

i have never played this game
and i don't want to live in that reality
for the same reason
i am broke as fuck
and if i don't change things
i know that in the future dudes like me end up eating rat skewers in a cloud of sewer steam

i think they say that they serve God
or maybe they got their jobs as descendents of the best and sneakiest killers in history
either way, neither is true

watchpeopledie

angels will drive through a bad neighborhood just to see who they can pick up

you can't be human and play quarterback at the nfl pace

the game is broken

coming this christmas

i think it was dax shepard

look out for bj novak
that guy looks like he's up to something

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shepherd time from the guy who brought us the paddy field

annihilationist soteriology and christian mortalism may survive
seventh day adventism, probably not

now if somebody wanted to shoot a bunch of people who were wearing body armor
they could either buy a p90 from a corrupt cop
or simply buy a keltec that does the same thing