Elephant hurts second trainer in 10 weeks
this is what i was born to do
pigs could have chosen to walk upright
i tried to succeed the american way
when that failed, i diversified
i assume this is how cricket is played
it is a colonizer game
all hail bum Ra
Xi urges more efforts to adapt Marxism to Chinese context and needs of times
that's not the password
halle berry got half a million for being topless in this movie
and for being topless, hugh jackman got to be in the movie
i can see you have the hash of the password
but thievery is what human governments do
you can't crack it because competence isn't what human governments do
they're gonna say we're the ones who don't make sense
i conduce it
i know what kind of shit i'm on
that's why i've never advertised
i guess at some level, i understand what kind of first impression i might make
Six people, including Australians Holly Bowles and Bianca Jones, died from suspected methanol poisoning.
Bianca Jones and Holly Bowles, both 19, were among six foreign tourists who died after apparently consuming the toxic substance
state-run media outlets using the pretty white girls as the thumbnail
and people are gonna call me the creep
"she was so hot when she died"
put that on my tombstone
something made Him want to snap this football
i have the angel, and i have a text
i have hit ctrl-c ctrl-v more than all of these dudes combined
i'm trying to make it to heaven by clipping coupons
i see missionaries in my neighborhood
and it is like
you seem nice, but you don't know me, and you don't know my Mom
The department says the driver was seriously injured. “Our thoughts are with him during his recovery,” the Instagram caption adds.
i hope he dies
that is what has got the old pigs most upset
the thought of losing their codpieces
they could've been the guys who introduced the dude to the world
but instead they look like withered old men who will do anything for money
my money isn't good enough for the physicists
so they keep dreaming up ways to try to kill me
“Specific facts contained in that report were inaccurate, such as Hannah’s age. Hannah is 30 years old, not 23,” the pair wrote. “Also, Hannah was reported missing to Law Enforcement on November 11th, not November 13th, as stated by the Chief of the Los Angeles Police Department.”
angels already write the shit these fools say
how they don't protest collin sexton name?
magic johnson only 6.9
some part of my brain fails into a state where it thinks that women find crate engines alluring
this is a mistake
smaller caliber rifle rounds allow an infantryman to carry more rounds
but soldiers require only one round to kill themselves
that is the future of war
if someone violates broadly held taboos
there is at least something honest about their behavior
if it is in my way, it is a weed
and without that, the crops will not flourish
i want a cook who is free of anxiety
or i will cook for myself
like a caveman american
s'mores are trash like most american traditions
and are likely to cause children to burn their fingers for little reward
but whatever