i feel like developing fluency in a foreign language is difficult enough
that almost none of the fuckboys who compete in the circle-jerk of a violent beauracracy
will have actually done the hard work
if a translator has to explain what a "fuckboy" is to a man in a uniform
tell him that he sucks dick at everything he does
a man who has many casual sexual partners.
i want this mans medals
i'm gonna give them away at a dog show
would the chinese government respect me if i castrated myself and learned calligraphy?
china trying to take over the world with broken english
it was only possible to subtitle this because he spoke in norwegian
good idea to put on as much jewelry as possible before you try this
it will help you get it shiny if you remember what shiny things look like
american military wearing randy couture
think they are the shit because they've killed lots of young men
19-11, but enough brain injuries to think they are undefeated
your opponent fuses 620 metric tons of hydrogen every second
and you took this fight thinking you'd run down His gas tank?
how do militaries distinguish between maintaining morale
and pathologically ignoring battlefield conditions?
my impression is that they don't
i live my life a third of a mile at a time
i think that people often develop an aversion
to flavors that were added to increase the appeal of medicines that they took as children
like the scents they use in bathroom disinfectants
you typically smell them in combination with shit
and over time
they just start to smell poopy
even if you smell them independently
in time
in your mind
a smell becomes the smell it was designed to compete with and overwhelm
like kinesiology tape
but with some possible effect beyond making olympic athletes look superstitious
the skin bone's connected to the...
how not explode?
so, we can't have kei trucks
and we're saying trump invented stupid tariffs
then why is every gardener in southern california driving a hilux from the 80s?
how much faith and credit do you fucks really think you deserve?
a climate scientist working for the government is kinda like somebody trying to escape the titanic by picking up an anchor
one might think that it is john wick cool if the assassins fall around me
but i just see innocent victims pushed forward by the corrupt culture around them
anybody reading this today
how did you end up in this game?
everyone remember how they felt about collateral damage before they met me?
i think it is a euphemism that means
when the government hurts someone lower class than you
cnn just put that shit on tv
like, oh you say you confess to being a bad guy and deserving to be in prison?
what an orderly reform school this is!
i think that when God insists that you do something
and you ask for a different option
you are asking for something that He has never had
and has never given me
is the problem that we don't present ourselves as what you'd expect from desperate people?
Welcome to Trump’s trade war – where no one wins because everyone just pays more for things
i think somebody wins no matter what
people are asking
growing up, i had an apple iigs, mac lc, powermac 6100
and then switched to pc around the time the pentium mmx was released
i think i was running qnx off a floppy drive when the Matrix Math Extensions consumed me