Biden visits Amazon to shore up limited global climate record
he doesn't even get that he's a backwards piece of shit for flying around in his personal 747

consumption culture
people who have no personality or personal merit
define themselves by the things they spend money on
joe is nothing

Xi says he will work with Trump in last meeting with Biden
the real reason he is is there is probably because he and xi
want to form a circular human centipede
because of me

i won't work with you chair man xi
you work for me
enjoy your new assignment
waste picking

after xi jinping and joe biden saw their obsolete technology fail them
(any sensible person would have anticipated the failure of a ferrari)
the profligate whores joined together to try to save face
but their artifice was eventually melted by the Sun

for people who are curious about my writing process

how do you describe your thoughts?

i think it is better for everyone if i just say what they are

abradolf linkler amiright?

wonder woman?

roger goodell, do you like your brain intact?
do you want to admit that the culture you purvey is stupid?

imagine how fast this guy would be if he was in shape?

bloody rare
wwyd if you just killed a preacher man

old and moldy
bad genes, i guess

why couldn't i have been born into that type of scam?

get rid of ads entirely

who will we find to fill the power vacuum?

you wouldn't believe how many tools We have

i don't even know

girls run the world

i don't know how things are supposed to work
but i get the feeling that if i keep writing things
no matter how ridiculous
there will be some people who believe them

join me tom
i am the second coming of him too

Solving this case requires an ensemble cast of science and scientists

Christopher Reddy, a marine chemist who was not involved in the investigation, said Dr. Kozak’s approach was “sound, and his conclusions are reasonable.” He called the findings “an invaluable clue” toward solving the question of where the blobs came from.

(slang) badass (belligerent person)

my grandma had a woodsy owl costume in her basement

Adele shows off massive pear-shaped engagement ring from fianće Rich Paul
i'm on a ring pop budget

i found the heart attack gun

tommy crooks doesn't miss
think about what grace hopper did for the navy