Staff 'banana-proof' areas for Swedish minister's phobia

so, the thing is, i know rich white men think that God owes them something
but we have decided to reinterpret our treaty obligations
i think i said it before
but We are the white man's white men
we do not respect your culture, your religions, or even your property rights
we will establish schools to teach you how to be civilized people

China opens donates huge port in to Peru to extend its reach in Latin America

oh, interesting
the strikethrough tag is just an S
something everybody is just gonna have to deal with if they don't want to become cuy

if you don't want desperate people on "your" property, pay them to go home
that is how governments are supposed to handle things
if you handle things differently, you are just organized crime

joe biden, you are not going to come to me
and sell me your bullshit like your greasy old man
you are not the car salesman
you are the deadbeat who hasn't paid his loan
i am the repo man
the only way i get paid in anything i value
is by taking your shit from you

come to think of it though, joe
maybe you should move to peru
i hear that in those parts of south america
being a cokehead isn't such a taboo

trigger warning

i wonder what percentage of adult adhd cases
is just an unacknowledged get money scheme
allowed by medical boards
for terrible doctors who can no longer get malpractice insurance

like, when you are such a terrible doctor, shit like outpatient varicose vein removal is no longer even an option for you
medical boards are just a cartel protecting those who paid their dues

A 2000 Institute of Medicine report estimated that medical errors result in between 44,000 and 98,000 preventable deaths and 1,000,000 excess injuries each year in U.S. hospitals.
robert f kennedy is the leader that the medical profession deserves currently
if you toss yourselves out along with the institution he now leads
i have someone talented and scrupulous in mind to lead that field

hi emily
happy christmas

for a person to lead without fear or favor
they have to face down their fears
and the people who lead today
who have spent their entire careers trading favors
are disqualified completely

i have seen lots of shooting stars in my life
i think God sees them coming, and it is something he directs my attention to
i don't make wishes
i don't believe that does anything
i just appreciate them

i have also seen more than my share of celebrities
and i've never tried to compel them to fulfill my wishes either

angels don't have infinite energy
do you want them to spend their energy taking a selfie with you on the street
or use their energy doing what they do
making things for everyone to enjoy?

so by that same token
i might address joe biden or xi jinping for rhetorical purposes
but i don't want to talk to them
they're just some dudes to me

if you are one of those people who lives for your social media account
no judgement, but don't get in my personal space

smh

jarheads gonna try this next?

it seems like it is inevitable that all the coup plotters and assassins are gonna end up working for somebody that they tried to kill
whether it is me or trump
i'm telling you to resign today
trump will fire you
keep coming after me, and God will simply have to kill you all

underboob

can someone explain this
i don't really know much japanese or grammar

that's right
the fate of mankind hangs on a singular male gaze

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonhard_Euler#Personal_philosophy_and_religious_beliefs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Information_and_Regulatory_Affairs
the internet is so weird

looking for somebody who could right this

💀fuck me, i can't end on that

i'm calling you out

obviously need one more

my music teacher at saddleback college said people used to call her 'just enormous'
you can get a good education wherever you go