i'm guessing something like crossed polarizers
they just refuse to understand that God created all of "our" technology
when you jarheads share weapons with other countries
do you give them the stuff they could use to hurt you?
since the distinctions between military branches will soon be irrelevant
i'll just call all of you jarheads from now on
it is the end of the age of jarheads
and even worse
all of their greatest achievements were Ours
human beings who wear uniforms are actually just suckers and losers
if your vision for the future of mankind is basically warhammer 40k
pete hegseth is the leader you deserve
The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy
i'm working towards an acquihire
anybody want to employ a dude who is half alex jones, half onion staff writer?
is it ever acceptable to say 'bitch, make me a sandwich'?
Why the sunglasses?
that's a dad joke
because the sun is too bright
i am also good at yard work
but i am not as indefatigable as an angel
the longer i go like this
the more likely it is that the final straw will be a mediocre boy band song
if you want to live with that for eternity🤷
tulsi gabbard in not an fsb asset
she is an sbf asset
i believe 'people' still have a right to their religious affiliations
this is the God of Abraham we are working with
is this ur guys retirement plan?
their favicon looks like it was done by the world's second laziest web developer
most cicadas are cryptic
his superpower is that he can't see what he is doing?
when the american military tries to use its sea org to fire artillery at orange county
you don't just need the ghostbusters anymore
i'm guessing that the DoDering old fools gave Us money to make ncis
because who the fuck knew or cared what that was until they were failing to meet their recruiting goals
they probably think they invented the idea of making covert propaganda
meanwhile God thinking about m night shyamalaning culture worldwide
this is like when trump was talking about building the wall
and making mexico pay for it
but it actually worked
the boston baked beaners got played
for developing novel technologies to attack
people like to hire my dad to kill me
it has happened a lot
where have you gone, joe formaggio?
jarheads running to top scientists for help is like nick fuentes hiding at his mom's house from the consequences of his own bigotry
your bodies, Our choice
i said it long ago now, God can abort you where you are standing
anywhere in the solar system
what did you get sold?
i'm guessing something like crossed polarizers
is the only exigency your guys own desire to cover up your coup?
why are you still killing your boys in experiments?
you rich white bitches in power don't like getting treated fairly, huh?
the constitution says a president can only serve twice
but the orange man already won it three times?
everybody needs to know that you guys are criminals
nancy mace's name should tell yall that pain compliance is thing we don't mind too terribly
Why Thune won: Small-state senators rally around their own, not Trump
somebody ask the senators
have they ever heard the expression
past performance does not guarantee future results
thune:
Etymology
Of unclear origin; perhaps from Tunes, an obsolete form of Tunis. The semantic development went from "alms" to "five-franc coin" to "money".
we're in a carthage burning mood
and yall are giving us matches?
kinda feels like i'm your guys savior too
help me tear down the system
or watch trump use it to build gulags for you
carper (plural carpers)
A person who habitually carps, who talks too much and regularly finds fault.
do you know what rule 34 is my dude?
don't think that in prison
spindly old men get to be dudes
Have you witnessed that blood and flesh can't be trusted?
psy > psi
it is right there in the name
we add enough pressure and yall will blow
to be clear
We HATE mass incarceration
and you are the mass incarceration people
joking about sexual assault in prison is despicable
but this planet is sick
and you all are tumors
do i need to give step-by-step instructions on how to resign?
the coup plotters picked joe because he is easy to push around
i'm only having trouble because a king can't genuflect to mollify a fool
yo china
did you see what i said about past performance not guaranteeing future results?
i think that maybe your country needs the leadership of a provincial woman
everyone has had enough of city dogs
i need a doctor and some dykes
according to the story, i'll be better if you remove some fluid from my head
i have had many brain injuries
in addition the the mental illnesses
so it is ableist to condemn me for my use of slurs
and who would want to be around someone who comes up with ideas like that
without a couple of mean dykes as chaperones?
you don't have to bring breakfast
but i changed my mind
we actually are going to be doing uniforms
we can easily disappear
just like my hairline
we needed to prove that sort of thing won't work
and they have sufficient evidence already
but they keep doing it anyway
insanity
if i leave for a while, that might save some lives
zero reddit commenters went and read the logan act
all the comments are
elon sucks, he committed a felony
meanwhile, i'm sitting here wondering
if i tell china to go suck a dick
and they read that on my website
and tonight, it turns out, xi jinping is performing autofellatio
am i violating the logan act?
does he need to suck his own dick, or just consider it based on my recommendation?
can the court reporter please read back the last line?
i am curious if i can do the equivalent of an llm jailbreak on an irl courtroom
planting a seed
keep pretending the bodies don't exist
and God will have to leave them in the streets
so the chinese put 2 million uyghurs in camps
set their pigs loose to rape their women
over a handful of terrorist attacks
and now hundreds of the party elite are getting mowed down like the dogs they are
and they can do nothing