Republican Michael Grimm, who now is a TV host on Newsmax, was thrown from a horse and “miraculously thread the needle to survive,” according his GoFundMe.

hello, fellow humans

It’s going to be a well-targeted, planned operation conducted by the men of ICE.

she said six words to you
“Are Bengal Cats legal in Australia?”

Sam the fat cunt will probably be the only one that survives the show.

i resemble that remark

And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit
'Cause real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast

capelin
Borrowed from Middle French capelan, from Provençal and Old Occitan capelan, from Late Latin cappellānus (“chaplain”). Doublet of chaplain.

World's Largest Predation Event Ever Recorded Captured in Norway

i have a cousin who was or is a military chaplain
i've only met him a few times
and i never had the nerve to ask
how do you get around the whole 'thou shalt not kill' thing?

now i know, the answer is that you don't

if yes, i will follow you and flag you

i guess i've been looking for somebody to mourn with for about 8 years

our parent couldn't really be what we needed as children

i try not to think about getting adopted

Trump campaigned on giving police officers immunity from prosecution, although he also said such immunity might “depend” on what happened.

i think that through trump, sometimes God comes close to what He means to say

A posthumous trial
Due to the heavy cost, they are usually held only under extraordinary circumstances.

trump sure can pimp them hoes

i wish trump supporters the best
all they need are mountains of humility