who owns an auto-repair shop with her husband, came out of nowhere to win the seat

i can fix cars if someone can fix me

other men

other men need to know they will die if they get too close to my wife
and this marriage vow is problematic for those who pretend to enforce a monopoly on violence

rich, privileged people usually seem to turn into social darwinists
because under that theory, if they have wealth it means they have merit too

well, it is true
new predator reveals itself
adapt or die
your rules

And Jesus said unto them, “See ye not all these things? Verily I say unto you, there shall not be left here one stone upon another that shall not be thrown down.”

spoiled frat boys sucking each other off on golf courses
and violent, stupid, stormtrooper police
deserve zero credit for the social order in which we live

i don't have power
i just like the music
and i'm sick of being a bastard

ending all violence means ending state-sponsored collective violence

i am both poor and poorly, because that is how seriously i take marriage vows

broncos kicker must work for Us

pictogram

btw, if the point of making anabolic steroids illegal
and forbidden in sports
was to discourage young people from using them
are we not advertising them every time some pro athlete gets busted pissing dirty?
best to just make it all legal again and not say anything?

some people just enforce laws because that's the business they got into
making society right doesn't even interest them

i cut my hair today

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

cringe deviantart exorcism

i could be a pescetarian
but the birds just shit on me too much when i was a kid
you'd have to convince me the chickens don't have it coming

where is lemon?

‘Wicked’ Dolls: Mattel Apologizes for Mistakenly Linking to Adult Porn Site on Packaging

what a scumbag

is your family embarrassing you?

don't trust anyone over 30

just be yourself, and tell the truth
everything will be okay

"Ok, I'm just gonna go out and say it," she wrote on top of a mirror selfie. "There’s a rumor about me having a mental breakdown and getting checked into a hospital. Not true."
Ella continued, "Also f--k you if you’re out there spreading that."

if people are still raising children to think that having mental health problems
and seeking appropriate care
are shameful things
someone needs to step forward and educate them properly

saffron is expensive, and i was told this paella is for everybody
if you don't like looking at my dish and seeing your own eyes looking back at you
get off the menu

the creator/narrator decided to write him/herself into the story
twice
and i just have to work with that
because in another life, i decided on that

and apparently, we're breeders :/
hi kids

i forget which one i am