HPV vaccines offer a rare opportunity to effectively eliminate one type of cancer. By taking this opportunity, it’s possible to save hundreds of thousands of women each year.

that is my only hpv infection i can currently identify
but i've had them on my fingers

in fact, i recall distinctly having warts on my right thumb one time
and being required to scan my thumb at the dmv
so i probably gave hpv to dozens of people that day
and that may be how i got it in the first place years before

fuck you dmv

the department of justice should be destroyed by vector control

when i have seizures, i make websites

there are many options for nonviolent conflict resolution

Timekeeper's Hourglass
This large ornate hourglass looks fairly unassuming, but you feel a great power in its finely carved frame. As you rotate the hourglass and watch the sand pour you can feel its magic tugging at you, surely using this magic would give you some control over time.
+0-9: The hourglass seems to have lost some sand, if only you could find some...

If your adversary is the Mossad, YOU’RE GONNA DIE AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. The Mossad is not intimidated by the fact that you employ https://. If the Mossad wants your data, they’re going to use a drone to replace your cellphone with a piece of uranium that’s shaped like a cellphone, and when you die of tumors filled with tumors, they’re going to hold a press conference and say “It wasn’t us” as they wear t-shirts that say “IT WAS DEFI- NITELY US,” and then they’re going to buy all of your stuff at your estate sale so that they can directly look at the photos of your vacation instead of reading your insipid emails about them. In summary, https:// and two dollars will get you a bus ticket to nowhere. Also, SANTA CLAUS ISN’T REAL. When it rains, it pours.

my approach to personal security
is that santa claus is real
so all i have to do is wish for it

wishing just takes words like these
and simple things like locking my doors
and maybe turning off my phone occasionally

since i apparently have a death wish
my final request is to have my ashes dropped this way
so i can poop on all of you from space

did i say this before?
trump acted like something was missing from his brain
but also like all men privately imagine we will respond to horrifying acts

so i think that whole scene certainly did give trump hero points
in the minds of people who've not yet acknowledged their inner coward

this is how you get jumped into our gang