that is appealing

not enough to expose myself to the catfish and crocodiles on the internet

a gentleman, i suppose, would honor 21st century gender mores
and allow a girl to be forward in a more circumspect way

ample space for a succubus to lurk in the ambiguity of internet flirting
ime

i can offer 50% of the restaurant at the end of the universe

but i must convice you that our silent partner will keep you safe

one thing we must all do to stay safe in the long term
is learn to pursue our own happiness
while defending our own boundaries in ways that are not avoidant

that creates an uncomfortable tension
and managing it successfully is walking on water

if you think i've set my boundaries in the wrong place
well, at least i'm not drowning anymore

your father wants to walk you down the aisle
He will be with you, as He has always been with you

"Unfortunately, there are still girls who are [in] middle school, and they don’t want to wear their glasses, and they’re losing out on their education," she argued. "So, I think it’s much better to be able to see than anything else."

feels like by the time children have reached middle school
we have already failed them
and the muppet show can never quite explain the problem correctly

is this how you want it?

ur dad has been trying to sell me a motorcycle
relentlessly

i don't quite recall the rules of poker
but maybe you're in the big blind
and i'm in the small blind