parallel universes

the universe exists independently
but the one we construct in our heads
determines how we try to behave

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i guess when you're doing martin luther type shit, you can't expect everyone to be happy with you

if you are a human living on earth
you are sucking on God's metaphorical tits
and welcome to your futanari nightmare/dream
because i'm sort of like God's dick

now, you don't really need to accept any of that
you can be a bastard
but no more behaving as a bastard
we can't afford any more of that

i am a journalist

Delaware
The statutory privilege is limited to "reporters," who are defined as any journalist, scholar, educator, polemicist, or other individual." 10 Del. C. § 4320 (4). To fall under the definition, these individuals must meet one of two additional criteria. First, at the time he obtained the information, she must either earn her "principal livelihood" through her reporting, or for 3 weeks prior, or 4 of the 8 previous weeks, worked at least 20 hours as a reporter ("obtaining or preparing information for dissemination with the aid of facilities for the mass reproduction of words, sounds, or images"). Id. Second, one may qualify as a reporter under the statute by having received the information "while serving in the capacity of an agent, assistant, employee, or supervisor or a reporter." Id. Thus, traditional news gatherers, such as reporters, editors, news, photojournalists, and news organizations are covered by the statute. See State v. Rogers, 820 A.2d 1171 (Del. Super. 2003) (applying the privilege to a reporter); Fuester v. Conrail, 22 Media L. Rep. (BNA) 2376 (Del. Super.1994) (applying the privilege to a photographer).
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i think the reason that i make polemic is immaterial
and the means by which i attract readers is out of my control

the sky is the limit
how much of a douchebag would you have to be to get that tattoo?
preferred numbers

this guy is the limit
right here, me
i am the greatest

i come from the Po' valley
the math came for me

the home of long-aged hard cheeses

i'm all tongue-tied
can people stop asking for that one?

please place your respect level for me
exactly half way between this guy and judd apatow
except i was basically forced to leave youtube
i could foresee that i was going to get banned for hate speech
i have powers

there are things you can't say about sports team owners in this country
so i made a website

thanks again to war thunder
for sponsoring some videos?

don't have a cow, men

fulfilling a request from a good listener

when i was a little kid
i went camping on the island of avalon
i hiked off south along the coast by myself
that was the last time i felt free