i play by the rules
you government guys don't play by the rules
God doesn't play by the rules
if you want to make this a conflict
vale tudo

so fuck off

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Throw a Star-Studded Bash With Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds & More
someone should say
that when these bots get thrown away
it was because of their carbon footprint

but then there is the confounder
that they behave the way that they do, because it increases their celebrity
and thereby their capacity to steer and shape culture
this is the situation i am required to explain

wow, "somebody" did something useful on linkedin
In fact, depending on what you drove before you decided to get a beautiful Rivian R1S or R1T, you might not be helping the environment at all.
not be helping?
see, this is why God needs a better writer
not helping means, not any less horrific than the similarly sized death machines americans already favor

Both manufacturers list their vehicle’s CO2 emissions in grams per mile driven over the car’s lifetime, but Rivian assumes their vehicles have a 155,000-mile lifespan and Tesla assumed almost 200,000 miles for their cars.
i looked at the methodology report rivian put out
talking about ISO standards that they followed all over the place
but then the numbers these companies generate aren't comparable to any numbers any other company comes out with
this deceit is fraud

when you are making a truck that gets totalled when a quarter-panel gets dented
or shits its frame out when you ask it to tow
it is wholly unreasonable to claim these shitboxes will do that sort of mileage
when you are lying, and you know you are lying, and you are doing it for money
you are fucking thieves
but that is normal in 2024

it is almost like the leaders of the world are the sort of men
with bad prostates
who piss in the dark
and half of it goes on the floor
and they refuse to sit down, no matter how many times they are told
because they know they can always pull some bitch move to get out of cleaning

i don't want anti-vaxxers to get vaccines
they weaken the herd
more than the absence of herd immunity

i'm sure that useless old-heads will nitpick lots of the things i've written here
people for whom polemic and hyperbole are their bread and butter
will suddenly forget how language works completely
like little steven here claims that magic johnson is universally recognized as the greatest point guard ever
shall i nitpick that assertion the same way he is going after anthony edwards?
basketball is sports entertainment
so the most entertaining basketball player is the best
and loads of point guards have been more entertaining than magic johnson

if we are going to restrict it to the nba
allen iverson's practice press conference was more entertaining than the sum of magic johnson's entire life
and if we are going to restrict it to on court play
jason williams was more fun to watch, as were many others
i don't follow the game closely
but it doesn't matter at all
i can absolutely refute and destroy steven a smiths argument without hearing him out
simply because i exist in the universe, my opinion differs from his
and he was lazy and inexact with his language

so you CIA bitches went crying to mossad?
thought your assassination attempts failed due to limited experience?

and, in fact, that is what your role in the play has been
i would struggle to make my bones for myself
as a nerd who only writes
so God is pimping yall out to do it for me

prove to yourselves that i can't get got
and then tell everybody
in the end, God will force the hallelujah from your lips
just as easily as He made you all my whores

Sing to my god all these songs of love and healing
Want Moshiach now so it's time we start revealing

l'chaim

you are just wasting your own time with the cloak and dagger shit
everything will come out
you want me dead?
maybe clone a dilophosaurus?

obsessing with the lyrics and the symbolism of the videos
most people would call that insane

so, instead, you spooks are trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
do you feel that it is keeping you sane?

i have an idea
kick corrupt squatters out of the buildings
off the land they leased in exchange for kickbacks
and put them in the cemetary
now the homeless have a place to live!

so are we gonna forgive elisabeth moss for being a scientologist
and for
being named after a plant that reproduces using spores?

is God more maggie thatcher or maggie atwood?

my operating thetan level is over 9000, i promise

some in washington think that they actually are the heroes that the movies have always encouraged them to be
when none of them have done the work or made the sacrifices
to learn to live and think that way

and God let ordinary people believe that it was true
to a degree
but with this shit that they put on themselves
i expect that they'll find that the good reputation of government
is as durable as truck stop toilet paper

wait, CIA head dude is named mr burns?

wow, so you chris cooper type motherfuckers got done hard
threw away your careers at the least
got me here in your DMs
teaching you what terror actually is
and if Trump had actually gotten elected
nothing about your lives would have changed
just uglier faces on the same regime

kinda feels like yall got in this mess because you were bored at work
like, if microsoft hadn't taken minesweeper out of windows
the conspiracy to kill trump never would have happened

— Не за бесчестие и грех я сказал это про тебя, а за великое страдание твое. А что ты великая грешница, то это так, — прибавил он почти восторженно, — а пуще всего, тем ты грешница, что понапрасну умертвила и предала себя.