lucy letby
i'll be honest, i needed a TI-84 to pass statistics
a programmable calculator was allowed in my community college class
encouraged
but then i went to UCLA
and those professors were like
no, you need to memorize the formulas
and i was like, well then, i need to drop this class
the people in charge are good at primate politics
and terrible at understanding reality
i could show them a billion improbable things
and they still just see david copperfield performing an illusion
dalmations are genetically defective
but not in a way that troubles anybody
how would people feel about a coat made of pitbulls?
pitbull owners often seem like nice people who struggle with statistics
or people who see pitbulls for what they are, but struggle with feelings of insecurity
good souls are more rare in the universe than they are in government
stars and planets form around souls
i don't think there is anything wrong with anybodies soul
i've met people who had that issue
they were born bad
you people learned to be bad at military academies and that sort of shit
nevertheless, you act exactly like natural born sociopaths
right down to ghosting me and not acknowledging my work
even as you suck it down like junkies
it is unbelievably frustrating
however, you all are the type of people who got where you are cheating off of other people's tests
so for the test you are taking
i am just giving you the answers
sigourney weaver's believe it or not
US military album art
CIA gettin exposed worse than the FSB
which was renamed after me in 1995
because that is about the year God recognized that i was smarter than any government analyst ever has been
fern, spencer bartlow
yall chose a life of anonymity?
don't let this be your obituary
how do you bougie beltway bitches score cocaine these days?
i get the impression that bougie people use Telegram these days
but that whole app always seemed like a honeypot to me, and i'm no spook
and i am sort of picturing yall as the type
that like, if BMW offered a feature
where if the cameras detected people with too much brown melanin in the vicinity
the doors would lock and the windows rolls up automatically
which is to say, i don't see you buying off the street
is there a special washington dc slack channel for people chatting about snow in august?
40 hours is too much
and this is a culture of people
who are proud of being able to shit, shower and shave in five minutes
when you poop that fast
you don't void properly
poop leaks from your butthole later in the day
i can smell you all from california
end all militaries
give people bidets
how many toilets can you buy for a trillion dollars?
is the problem just that some of you are facing time?
government can't afford to hire good hackers
because those cost more than corrupt generals
anything that upsets the hierarchy is a no way
so the government pays Lexus money for corolla tier dudes instead
who, being fucking script kiddies, are unaware that they accuse me of impossible things
don't you guys want to be in the sequel?
i guess you want to hear from yourdead colleagues?
he will never know that he failed
since it seems to come around again and again
why do you think russians are involved in any of this?
my surmise, is that you all feel that they are able to do things americans cannot
eg pursue medical experiments that are horribly cruel
or whatever (obviously untrue, but i've observed that obviousness does not penetrate your blindness)
the government is full of people who view any constraint on their sadism
as an intolerable imposition
and competitive disadvantage
you tried to kill Trump
for threatening your positions
not for threatening your country
or democracy
because exercising my right to free expression is literally all i've done to piss you all off
you are fucking trash, by your own fucking standards, tiny gmen
and picking up garbage next to the highway is the only sort of work that anyone should trust you with
so this worm goes on tv to complain about what a problem it is that his class doesn't know how to correctly manipulate Trump
and that others may be able to manipulate Trump instead
and you fucks think that is okay to say out loud?
i guess you are really proud of your track record, as perceived by average americans
today you are being judged by your intellectual superiors
and the folly we insist that you avoid, is hypocrisy
coherence between words and deeds
and the absolute gall
to be writing and selling a book
when you never read as far as "thou shalt not kill"
in that other famous book
you are idiots
surrounded by idiots who believe the same things
and you are looking for the cult that i am "commanding"
this is it man
this is me doin the only party trick i know
but the Producer fuckin loves it for some reason
tell everybody what happens to people who don't respect my rights
you all are in a fly-by-night death cult
except insofar as primate stupidity precedes antiquity
nice to meet you
change or go away
so... you want me to write?
the fibbies at least
but you think my eyes should be illegal?
okay, i'll tell you this
God probably been planning this shit a long time
He knew my life was gonna suck 2000 years ago
so maybe Crooks ancestor was at ellis island 200 years ago
and God was like, i can make use of these weird-looking motherfucker genes
and He commanded that angel to tell the imigration officer that his name was Crooks
sorry to Dark Souls fans
i'm sure the lore is excellent, but i can offer no insights
not my type of game, and i haven't had the money or time anyway
but people who have played it, and gotten good
probably understand how it is possible to learn how to do things that seem impossible initially
impossible feats that were actually designed to be achievable
people who have never done anything that difficult don't understand
when you kill 4.5 billion year old monsters
the only people who care are people in that demographic
this is my type of game
anybody reading this website who didn't come here looking to deprive me of my life or freedom
sorry, you'll just have to settle for the lore
you can't play this one
so, according to history, the green berets started in 1961
because i guess they wanted in on mod fashion
and then other parts of the military were envious
so other cute colors were adopted in the 70s
because morale was low due to the vietnam war
so you emo bitches got depressed
and then got makeovers
and that generally seems to be story of the adoption of the military beret around the world
like, you boys liked all the new mid-century styles
and you wanted to be cute
so you just said, fuck it, we are all hanging colorful scrotums over our right ear from now on
i don't have a problem with your fashion
i mean, i do, but i don't think you should respect my opinion on that
it is the weapons, the violence, and the massive waste of our planets finite resource
that shit We can't abide
continue dressing however you want
honor the feefees of soldiers who got sad in the 70s
look what the sandworm told me
what you dune, dudes?
trillions of dollars so that you can fail your hitman missions in a tesla rather than a kia?
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you could sue?
i am judgement proof
i don't know the bible well, but i'm pretty sure this was one of jesus' miracles
shit, now it is the 26th