[Charania] BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.

"Wie ich in meiner früheren Erklärung deutlich gemacht habe, sind wir wegen einer Katechetin verhaftet worden, die zuerst mit uns zusammenarbeitete und später in die Guerilla eintrat [aufgrund eines Übersetzungsfehlers wurde sie in der vorigen Erklärung als Mann bezeichnet]."

see how i put that quote in a different language even though i didn't need to?
he's hungarian, but i'll quote him talking in german, make it seem more official

seems to me like pope frankie has betrayed God's own angels to a fascist junta
and protected pedophiles
i guess God forgives this, because frankie is just a corrupt whore, and those things were apparently rational moves given his limited intellectual abilities and tendency towards avarice

we all have a hunger

catholicism can't tell that God stopped writing music for them long ago
because that is just their taste level
they think table wine and stale crackers are a treat

does pope francis know what photosynthesis is?
does he know why plants grow outside?
from my perspective, those dudes spend all day pretending to know things that I know they don't know
and have a tenuous grasp on the basics of reality
churches sell psychosis
you are like magic mushroom salesmen without the honesty or efficacy

so, now you guys are trying to give the inside lane to other religions
because you don't know what the establishment clause is?

well, if we're going cheats enabled
how will people speak against me?
speak against God's power and you risk becoming an example of it
We are fighting to save life on this planet
my job is help people avoid making themselves collateral damage

close enough?

did you boys lose your allowance because i told trump i knew he was a cuck?
i'm not a good fighter, but i've been learning how to be a catty bitch for ages

summoning a sharknado


why do you people want my life?
information

ai

if you are 7 years old? i get it

We're gonna bring in some elements that will make it less white



doors limit communication

you can sing along, but you can't write your own music

i mean, i think it is cool
but i don't think it is smart to test experimental weapons when you know the golden rule


did i piss off everybody?