they aren't really all together yet
but they can still do carrot and stick

sometimes walking on water just means continuing the hike on blistered feet
and if you don't think that's a miracle, you haven't seen the kind of miles i've seen

if you need your God to make all the rules that we play by
the only heaven that God offers is oblivion
and it is available to everybody

would you ask God to choose you over the tree of life?

tng interiors are more affordable than rotary engines 😭

as for the anti-christ(s)
for God, letting some old wounds bloom into corpse flowers provided utility

can the accusations be true
or speak to a truth
but that it is also true that the man is no longer a danger?

is this your objectivist fantasy come to life, sam?

i chose to start this game
but i can't skip the cutscenes
if you don't want to be on the other side of them, don't live like an npc

how to get away with massive fraud:
tell the truth at times
most of the time, make claims intended to be misinterpreted
you fucking dweebs think you are clever?
you just fucking suck
go pick strawberries
arbeit macht frei

the ais will always need constant human training
so they will function as interns
but these fucking nerds want to make us the interns to the interns and pay us that way
enriching themselves and making all of the systems that we depend on to live less efficient
and they don't expect me to wet willy them?

my whale definitely eats people

but if everybody is just cool, She will be cool
unfortunately, if her dorsal fin stands straight, it does knock over your monopoly game

love my way, or moogie will massage your lobes

chasing money will make you a big target

you want to prevent people from accessing medical procedures that make them less likely to produce children
as a way of protecting children?
you elected trump because he told you the elites thought you were dumb
i think you are dumb
even if you think trans people are vermin, your ideas make no sense

how long do you snowmen think you can stand against the Sun?

i am just a nobody telling stories that might be true
i just think they're good stories

By Andrea Shalal

picking at a scab, i guess

We do everything We can do to avoid cutscenes

6. The god has a divine plan beyond the comprehension of the heroes, and intervening at the wrong time could ruin everything it's been working so long and hard to achieve. As long as the overarching plan is achieved any comparatively lesser suffering the mortals face is an acceptable loss to the deity.

nobody is getting fat in this deal

Who's in the bunker? Who's in the bunker?

We're not scaremongerin'
This is really happenin', happenin'

i hear ppl come to kill me
what can i say, i'm an incredible athlete