i'm feeling 22

i follow rivers
if you want to go a different way, dig trenches


i'd wager the ground is hard in every other direction
tell everyone how big It is



elvis doesn't die
you do

i know you want to hear jailhouse rock, but you don't write the set list

i am in my quarters
just writing my diary
"Captain's log stardate 9522.6: I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will. I can never forgive them for the death of my boy"


but the truth is, We came to make peace
i get why you might want to shoot my dad

but i don't think you've considered all of His contributions

that 5d chess everyone talks about
it can be upsetting when you actually see it played


people should know that the Great Engineer doesn't like jeep grand cherokees

you might meet the Hawk sooner than you want to


but doesn't that story start with the people with warships and jet engines?
the people who manipulate the economy again and again to save their investment in dead ends?


the current plan seems to be to eventually cover the planet in cemetaries


make something grow


who knows, maybe i already have a ten year old mouse in one of my pockets somewhere
i wish i could remember

we just can't afford to pay our bills anymore


if i'm going to have visitors, i don't know how to feel about it

“Today is a tough day for our community. The incoming administration campaigned on attacking trans people’s lives, healthcare and dignity and we’re bracing ourselves for what these extremists will try to do next. No matter what comes, we will protect each other.”
Adriana Cavarero, in the book Relating Narratives: Storytelling and Selfhood, wrote that "the etymology of Eurydice seems rather to indicate, in the term eurus, a vastness of space or power, which, joining to dike [and thus deiknumi, to show], designates her as 'the one who judges with breadth' or, perhaps, 'she who shows herself amply.'"

that comet got no dangle and no divot
unless you're talking about me

but i guess if you're gonna build a wall
get the knuckleheads sprinting in that direction
if they break their necks
blame the blind watchmaker

Though Trump's goal to impose a "binary nature of sex" may seem clear, the specific wording, technicalities, and application of his executive order are far from it.
trump, first of all, hey girl
second of all, i may be considered a spore
so where does that put God's gender?

The clients are revealed to be Donald Trump and Marla Maples but it turns out that the Trumps were at the wrong address the entire time and leave with Carlton in pursuit. The family is happy that they didn't go through with selling the house.


kai is a name that has meaning in many languages, but here it means kid ai
no one really loves donald trump

the thing about family
they are the people you would burn last



put trump on a van der graaf generator
it will at least reveal the truth about his hair

donald trump declared me a girl

so they are my nukes now

now donald trump doesn't like my hair

wasn't it a miracle that saved your life?
we're those crooks

so i sent this bitch trump a picture of my dick
but i didn't want a truth social account, so i went through the pentagon

can elon get you a spaceship, dude?
this solar system isn't good for you

donald, you make me so horny

oh, no wait, i landed that one wrong

i dunno, maybe the audience is with me at this point

genki sudo advanced-persistent-threat-get remove apartheidclyde

madame montessori


donald, you can have eternal life


a mixture of “arrogant disdain” and a “whipped-dog look,” people observed, “caught somewhere between a pout and a challenging glare.”

since you are looking at porn, did the spooks show you their new amateur videos?

a democracy that elects trump three times deserves a seat on the bench

trump called tim cook by the wrong name not because he is senile
but because he envies tim cook and childishly wanted to insult him
trump could never be the head of any organization that requires anything other than a con man
and tim cook lives out of the closet

there is more missing context than usual here...

i'm not killing the nazis because they're gay
i'm doing it because i am a tiger


this is better than a cuban link


donald trump isn't really allowed near human children

some men think that God can't exist because no decent God would allow them to live
suddenly


basting a pig

working on a big collar

what is she saying?

donald is broke in my money, but that girl has style

donald, in the world you business vultures created
it is just normal to need to change careers as time goes on and the needs of the market change


melania gonna save a portrait of dorian gray?