want borrow?

i suspect that the kind of stimulation many people prefer or require
would just make boring porn, so you don't hear about it that often

someone who needs to order off the menu
would be the ideal person to rewrite the menu

i think i have identified a field of work
in which quality content is hard to find
and many competitors seem to be preparing to leave the stage

i actually should have a profound taste aversion to caviar
got terrible gastroenteritis from it once
but i'm a dog, ain't much i won't eat

people with klinefelter syndrome are often tall and have gynecomastia, do i have that?

could be marfan syndrome
but my eyes are good, my hands are merely large
and the deformity to my chest was caused by a soccer ball

later, i turned that ball into a pigskin by talking shit, it's what i do

personally, i have a strong but not hypersensitive gag reflex
and a sympathetic gag reflex
if i'm on a boat for instance
and i see someone puke
i can go from having very mild motion sickness to hurling in seconds

while i have become inured to the sight of deepthroating in pornography
i'm not confident it is an activity in which i can participate

shokupan or european bread?
it turns out, american grocery store bread that has been frozen at least once is the only path to true greatness

pussy has violent reaction to gentle hand

i need a laptop, and i think yours will work perfectly for all the games i really want to play
do you want to upgrade?
i can't really pay you anything

when i was a kid, my cable company was dimension cable

the porn was just analog scrambled
meaning you could still tune to the channel
mostly hear the audio
and occasionally the horizontal sync or whatever would randomly come together
a maybe a distorted boob would appear on screen

it seems like they spent money on this
can you make an old song better
just by having bill murray do the intro/outro?

perhaps i gave you reason to be suspicious of me
to hide the shame of the suspicions i will hold against you