But it was the addition of Splenda, 16 packets to be exact, that caught people off guard.

can anybody find a review of a nicholas sparks book that doesn't include the term "saccharine"?

TIL

AT&T, Verizon reportedly hacked to target US govt wiretapping platform
Last week, many people were stuck in "SOS" mode on their phones, unable to send messages or place calls.

is it true they get fined if 911 services go down?
as a provider of critical telecommunications services
i have kind of the same sort of rules hanging over me

apparently, nicholas sparks didn't write the fault in our stars
it was john green
but he's a fuckin youtuber now, so i guess they sent the checks to sparks anyway

The title is inspired by Act 1, Scene 2 of Shakespeare's play Julius Caesar, in which the nobleman Cassius says to Brutus: "Men at some time were masters of their fates, / The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, / But in ourselves, that we are underlings."

totally real people

cia is such fucking trash😂

safety glasses off
now i see your future, plumbers

the kids actually snitched on their parents

but sometimes it does go the other way

House explodes in Long Beach

(And we can do it like this, in the place to be)

dunno why yall prefer enhanced interrogation

but i guess that's the golden rule

cia clandestine service wants to keep their money and appear in the sequel

if only there was an easier way

God has commanded me to call this woman a worthless cunt

personally, i disliked her since she was ag of california
but i don't really know
a fucking cold-hearted bootlicker is how she has always presented herself
so i see why she is popular in important circles

when u got invuln best to bait attacks

I-I-I-I did it
Alright, alright, I admit it
Now pick your next move
You can leave or live wit' it
Ichabod Crane with that mothafuckin' top off

would a court call this eveidence of premeditation?

thank God i live in a world where the like of the ignorant twats who i've been talking at recently
mostly don't understand or believe in evolution
let alone behavioral genetics
or if they do, they've been cowed into silence until recently

for peace to come
both sides need to come to a similar understanding about the battlefield situation

u guys got anything that can blow up a star?

until then

kamala harris approval rating: 46
disapproval: 46

good thing you aren't actually trying to win

i'm allowed to round here
560

see, as it sits currently
everyone who has power over me, is a lying sack of shit
God seems to be working on it
the united states government just wants to double down

hard for me to believe they are real anyway though

painting
the fall of man

hey, wait, wtf? how dare you, i barely resemble that

who ditched a preemie in san jose?

gj, saved the kid from these bullets

what happened in Reno?
Our oppo is top notch, but hard for me to read on short notice

is the notion that if you just starve me out, i will conveniently die?

my Father tried that already, but i can eat things that would make a billy goat puke

nice to meet you, kid

does power and fame bring you happiness?

and We call our act, the aristocrats

yes, the cia uses child assassins
inside the united states
that wheelie happened
and who knows, maybe it was kamala's kid?

yall must spell saint like the dutch
chiefs are on

i think i'm supposed to mention this
Alvin Mentian Kamara (born July 25, 1995)[2] is an American professional football running back for the New Orleans Saints

It's a cruel, (cruel) cruel summer
Leavin' me here on my own

oh, i get who you are
i have heard that because venus' light does not twinkle
air-traffic controllers often clear it to land

the real kamala

fr? Shyamala?

i see dead people, psychopath

thanks, trump, for tipping me off about all the murders
nothing wrong with kamala's genes though, it is her soul
monday night shyamalan > monday night football

that's the truth though in my experience
really psychos act like normal people as much as they can
they grew up afraid of being found out, it shapes you
that's why they hate trump -- envy
he is somehow just living as an out of the closet psychopath and getting away with it

so, kamala harris killed a bowen yang lookalike in reno nevada
crushed his head with a rock while he was passed out

her kid is curious about his ancestry
it ain't the genes, bro, don't worry
i don't have access to thoses databases
but he's in there

God felt the same way
growing up around these 13 shitstain planets
and not knowing if He was the problem
but they all turned out to be psychopaths like kamala
which was not a surprise
but We only kill people who are terrible and impossible to live with
whereas kamala killed for her career
for the pleasure and catharsis that someone like her experiences
doing something that only a monster like her can do

but it seems that now she's gonna have to come to terms with the truth
kamala, we've lived as lab rats, but the testing is over

you gonna make it?

so, now the cia tried to kill trump
a simulated psychopath
to install an actual psychopath

i got my ballot today
i think i'm gonna vote for the guy who molests roadkill?
ken

460 yards of offense

kamala, you have an immortal title, bigger than president
you are an apustule

i use sky map from time to time to find the planets and make vulgar gestures at them
keeps me sane

google discontinued support
so i'm discontinuing google
it has now been donated and open sourced.

people who live in glass houses will no longer present a stone-throwing danger

kamala harris
best known for giving new meaning to the term "shoe horn"
and murdering people who loved her, i guess

i bet you five dollars i know where you got your shoes

feet
you got em on your feet

i'm doing this for Chicxulub
google, you can live another week