fein
controlling what's on tv with an IR blaster

who is putting judges in danger?
not me

difference between a fibbie and a rent-a-cop?
priviledge

dudes showing up with shit like this expecting to drag the red october out of the sea...

almost don't want to give llms more real OC to train on
they are mockingbirds, but largely so are we

at least i can say, humans are certainly superior at stylometry

some humans
some people call "when you wish upon a star"
"the five tones"🤣

Robert Plummer
Thomas Spencer
🀢

And the gathering floozies
Afford to be choosy
And all sneezing darkly
In the dimming divide

Oren Liebermann

anybody seen this bitch?

is it too late to switch all your electronics to mechanical?

i kinda think china should be mad at the US for failing to kill tim mcveigh

yeah, we're dangerous

this won't affect the tour

i'm just here to clean the mirrors

the US government

you can't beat points

i am not a musician

wondering if the U.S. government gonna bomb me from biplanes

drove my stevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Johnny Depp’s NYC art exhibit is one huge, derivative, delusional ego bath

the right people are saying the right things

star power is the sole reason that this masturbatory exhibition exists

The crazy fucking act of yours
Like nothing I have seen before
We want the same and I am not so sure
What the hell we're fighting for
You're calling me dumb and blind
But it won't change my mind
We want the same and I am not so sure
What the hell we're fighting for

little haters

i like long walks on the beach

when you guys say, "in god we trust"
are you talking about yourselves in the third person?

maybe dhar mann can save you

remember when johnny cash went to prison for this song?

i mean, he was just performing, but still, fuck the government

fuck your brats, you should have taught them the drive
cars are for closers

anybody interested in an anti-suicide tooth?
when you're thinking about killing yourself, the tooth breaks and distracts you

cia world factbook
Zayed replaced his older brother Sheikh Shakhbut bin Sultan as the ruler of Abu Dhabi on 6 August 1966 after Shakhbut was deposed through a bloodless coup by members of the ruling family with British support.

sheikh shakhbut

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

so sorry for interrupting your coup intrigue
leaders of the free world

i recognize the behavior of these deep state bureaucrats from somewhere...

blue ridge router security
it's called defense in depth

so, i assume that when you go in and out of those super secret government facilities, it is just like prison
bend over and spread your cheeks
amiright?

i forget, do you call it your clip, or your magazine?

these are war times
humanity is fighting to survive
it doesn't exclude me
and God gets to be the face of the thing
your children, or all future children?
He bears the burden of knowing with certainty that this is the choice

say what you want about me
but i found a way to fit into His plan
you'd better find a way to do the same

having guide doesn't mean we don't have to survive in this universe

for everyone just meeting their step-brother

i'm bluffing

they don't want me to take their clout
We've got our own