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i'm thinking about getting a mastectomy

tsunoda tried to make the race, and i take that as huge compliment

i do own a suit
if my imaginary friend wants me to wear a suit
and is not imaginary
because that happens, actually

if you are having difficulty getting free
blame your burglars, not yourself

there is a trope that archaeologists
whenever they encounter something they can't explain
they say it was used in a ritual
if ritual is a euphemism for masturbation
i might agree
because this is porn

that is a reproduction
of a particular caveman's brains notion
of the body of a woman whose babies survive will an ice age winter

my major in college, cognitive science
well, i didn't finish it, but i was around it enough to get impression that it caught some shade for being interdisciplinary

and from working around a physics department
i know that is a broadly held attitude in academia
the more arcane and pure academic disciplines tend to be thought to attract the smartest people

people so erudite and sophisticated that they just don't do things like
look at the toilet paper after they poop
or masturbate

i think that a lot of great art speaks of teenage angst
because we never really outgrow it
and these are the engineered palliatives our society needs

tfw ur Mom wrote this lullaby

Ohtani suffered the shoulder subluxation, which is partial dislocation...
i can do this thing with both my shoulders


is that medically significant?

i don't have experience working working on evs or hybrids

dangerous scumbag dick in a male chastity device

jolie and dude

i am a man whose mind has been deprived of certain sensory inputs
and is thusly behaving inappropriately

so forgive me if i can't summon proper romance
and i just sound like i'm trying to order from my favorite restaurant

and also, i have experienced inconsistent quality at said restaurant
and the most famous food has given me heartburn

technically, i am a powerful love cleric
that is my class in this game
but when a love cleric gets his mana depleted
he may get addicted to mana potions
and tranform into a monster

when the dude that lived in earth tried to kill me
he attacked my broca's area
in the hope that if he failed, he would at least cause aphasia

do you think you would go for a mute and why?

doogee howser likes men

what happened to your laptop?/you don't need one anymore

no shave november
should i shave now if i risk being told not the shave later?

the thing about buying a car
just pretend you're crazy and nobody will mess with you

i am a cisgender, heterosexual male
but don't ask me that at work

i find gender bending to be as much fun as people who hate it aren't

how would you dress me?

i am generally pro-vaccine
i even got the chicken pox vaccine when i was a kid when only japan was doing it
since i never got actual chicken pox

she played a human on battlestar galactica

i don't think cults usually try to tell you what you are getting into
are you the sort to disclose?

i request cuddles

if i was going to build a chastity belt
i would build it out of the scientific fact that sex is incredibly dangerous to women
and i would line the walls with societies inclinations to persecute young women in general
and for their fertility in particular
sprinkle in some cronenberg body horror
itadakimasu

just champurrado