i work here

i'm just putting on my flare, it is company policy

is being a gentleman
about shaping yourself so that you are constantly signalling your class?
or things like giving your wife a story she will be proud of when she is 95?

sadly, i am unable to offer CME credits at this time

when dust mote examiners may need a beam before their eyes
(may alternate)

want to play legos in my room?

if i organize my ministry this way, everything becomes a tax write-off

a powerful sorceress could probably cast a spell that would unequip my weapons for a long time

i don't know if i'm a good dancer
but i think i need a good hideout

i guess i could wear kneepads?

i think i made a bad first impression

this is my creed

cindy is actually sprouting mung beans rn

sim driving skills transfer 100%

are you happy with your current mechanic?

is this an option?

i travel out of a backpack
does this spark joy?

the hardest thing about learning to drive a stick is the very first thing
getting your feet to agree with both each other and the machine

but if you get it right, that's how walking on water seems to be working

some asian kids complain about helicopter parents
you have had an invisible armada

On the soda cup is John 3:16, which reads, “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

so, imagine there was an evil witch
who wanted to simultaneously chain a man to a bed
but also watch him do things heroically naughty

and here i am

i'll try

my right knee

someone who knows who God is
and someone who knows who She wants to be

we're in the old west, who needs hot water?