you wake up at 2:30am one time for your muse
and after that it feels like infidelity if you don't do it every morning

what i needed, obviously
was somebody who knew how to take a thirst trap
and make it look like what i do is high art

is there any part of texas car culture that could not be improved with an angle grinder?

tfw you need onigiri, but all that is available is greasy, possibly rancid sausage

disclaimer:
A famed documentary journalist discovers she is a prominent character in a novel that reveals a secret she has tried to keep hidden.

the royal We

sex appeal

i'm a dime short
and you're playing with half a deck

my impression is that societies with the lowest levels of interpersonal violence
tend to be ones with stable governments

usually that means democracies, or authoritarian regimes with a long-ruling dictator

when governments destabilize, essentially criminal gangs compete for their syndicate
even if their only source of revenue is receiving and embezzling foreign aid

personally, i have no fucking clue what sort of government a dramatically changed world will need

i can't run either though
bad knee, hobbled

u already too old for leo dicaprio

people love this nonsense

i am at least a genuine from the maker of product

so i can deliver

the wording top/bottom is cringe to me
supplicative/receptive should be the words

starlight

i wonder what it is like inside governments right now?

maybe they got their own fake news on hotel tv

i have no debt
i'm thinking maybe i should have taken on lots of debt

"You are unlikely to receive any reward and will be used as a disposable worker."
i am not an npc, but i do have quest rewards

i don't think anyone else is watching right now

what about a date no bones?

i'm not buying

razing cains
dad joke

but nowhere is safe

you can have a taro smoothie
and i will mukbang as many sandwiches as you care to buy me
Jambon, pork roll, headcheese, pate. Served on a 10" baguette. Includes daikon, carrot house pickle, onion, jalapeño, cilantro, house mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt, and pepper.

discourages kissing

your momma ain't dead

meet the reason you drink

Googling "derealization," hating what you find

should i start talking to strangers on the internet?

now you know how i hurt my knee

suzanne somers ordered the hit

this is camp, right?

the cost of being a superhero
you have to know
and have confidence
that as long as you are reasonably well behaved
anyone who crosses you will be vaporized
and be trained to that experience
and that, a psychiatrist could testify, is an experience that might inevitably cause complex ptsd
sorry, i've been drinking

i'm writing a question for a research survey
a man is smoking a cigarette in front of his house
an attractive woman in a car parks in front of his house, looking confused
what should he do?

life on earth first seduced God
like a failing bonsai tree in a sea of nothing

i remember well the pain of a youthful limerance
i do not know what it is like to have love reciprocated

i love you, i said it first

i take the cork out of the bottle too quickly when the occasion merits it

no talk

tf this lasso of truth shit?

homonculus christ kink plz?