meet the press
the longest running show in american history
is changin format

josh shapiro

he has 'money' flowing into his pockets

maybe the americans should tell the russians who margarita simonyan really works for

you all are witnesses to a weapons test
we never run out

russia, i was in moscow like 20 years ago
i walked around
i listened to the radio
We're popular

here it is

how much does it cost to stay off the russian front lines these days?

if you have to defenestrate people
to get the power
to make the world a place that is decent to live in

my reputation will be so damaged by this, i might have to go out on tour

i pissed on these bitches
they had it coming

we have to eliminate the gap between rich and poor
worldwide

we can keep our big passenger airplanes
and any person on earth
can travel once every four years
to any destination
and i'd bet our existing inventory of airplanes can meet that need

people credit their governments for their infrastructure
but who really builds the roads?

governments take specifications from "lobbyists"
and hand them to contractors
who hand them to subcontractors
who finally hand them to "subcontractors"
who build the roads

you are trim that can be fatted

the last emperor has a dad bod

fedor fought two fights in anaheim in 2009
i went to one of them, and i can't remember which one
both ended in the first round
andrei arlovsky had a glass jaw
everybody already knew that
tim sylvia could only jab his way to victory against guys who couldn't figure that out
that's how worth it that was

i do recall that there was a fight in the stands
and even though it was far in the distance
it was on my level in the cheap seats
so i could see

and as these things go
a fight is always more interesting when there are feelings involved
i don't remember seeing who won
but that's the one that i'll remember the most

i have realized that this dating profile has gone a little off course

i mean, i don't fully have control over the messaging
it is like
we're merchants to a degree
so I sell for both of us
i can see that the marketing is too effective

but it is the same jingle all over the world

am i gonna have a happy christmas?

most of these still have the toyota v6
easy to live with
the bolt a blower to the heads over in the uk

the messages have gotten mixed
i'm looking for a lotus
and warning people not to lot us

if you are a lotus
you are safe wherever you are
and wherever you go

people say epstein didn't kill himself
i'm still tryna kill that motherfucker

wonder woman 1984 was a bust
but the concept is valid
everybody would appreciate a superhero
who isn't also maybe a supervillain

i can't afford and engagement ring
can i pay you with an origin story?

i was never looking for fame
who would look for fame with this hairline

i'm a lonely man because it take a lot to knock me out

don't worry, that sound is simply your godmother
nagging you into an arranged marriage
it is just nagging

on the seventh day
God rested
how Her resting bitch face look?

you get what you give
and with God
in time
you get ratioed

i heard that they made that horse talk
by putting peanut butter on the roof of its mouth

i'm a guy who sometimes has only peanut butter sandwiches to eat
that's why i talk the way i talk

fair warning about God
She's an energy vampire
She wants all of your attention

you gotta find the sound of you own awesomeness, and listen to that
make Her compete for your attention
listen to your own voice
don't let anyone drag you down

if you're going to be a good doctor
you can't let a couple mental patients drag you down

i don't think it is a slur against a company
if i say i wouldn't buy a sex robot from them

not everyone can hear God whisper

not just the men, the women and the children too

the news is the news

would you use cheat codes to order an amazon?

mahomes just rushed in a touchdown
there was a penalty
holding against kelce
touchdown stands
chiefs 21-12 over the 49ers

if you're gonna walk that way, depending on traffic, you can't really cross at po
it is jaywalking
it is 6 lanes
and it is near the top of a hill
so line of sight is restricted
have to make a right
and cross at jeronimo

what?
that is all literally true

my mom still sings the tunes she grew up with

i am just a law abiding citizen
haunted by the memory of his wife

she says "reprise"

i did use steroids briefly
but they were legal at the time
i don't know if i retain any of that muscle, but i do have the superdrawl

What opera is the tenor aria ‘Nessun dorma’ from?

rich lando wners will be taking a penalty for taking an advantage

i think if the place i live was on los santos
it would be fudge lane
so, sometimes, i look like a piece of shit

so we said to the american taliban
let he who is without sin cast the first stone
and so i apparently just keep on grinding
i've got my reasons

i know what it feels like to drown

Plan continuation bias

Elon Musk's election promise of $1 million daily giveaway sparks call for probe

i wonder if trump treats people so badly at rallies
because their mistreatment paradoxically increases their affiliation for trump

the economy already praying nvidia gonna save the stock market

the economy cooked

money is money

all of this is workplace harassment
you are reading my grievance

i'm old, i don't know if i can stay up that late
want to know my idea of classy?

this u?

i don't want ai scams
i want one laptop per child

i had a vintage computer once
it didn't go great

what did she say she she smelled my room?