does he put people to sleep and have sex with them?
yes
but they don't wake up angry
and if they seem to be
that's just him telling a joke about himself
always along with the truth
that all he does
he does so that he will not spend eternity alone
my mother is a quilter
and i've got long arms
please don't blame me
if i don't see every detail in every piece of material that crosses my machine
like you wouldn't blame a pullman porter for the contents of every piece of luggage he handles
sometimes the trailers are all i've seen
if you confuse me for a black male
i'd take it as a compliment
if you think this is a blackmail
that wasn't the job i signed up for
and i hope that's not what i'm doing
did you know that javascript
the programming language that enabled web 2.0
was written in ten days
by one guy
but also somehow in a sort of too many cooks in the kitchen way
and programmers all think it sucks
including the guy who made it
and go to great lengths to avoid working in it
but because of huge investments in it over time
it is also one of the best and most useful programming languages
i know He's capable of writing better songs than this
please don't send the marines, that will be very ugly
you decide to go loud in a survival horror game
there will just be heaps of zombies
am i too late?
i guess i couldn't have dissuaded you anyhow
when you're driving
you hold your hands at ten and two
only put your hands at 9-11 if you're getting ready to do a j-turn
it says he took a shot at the teller's feat
yeesh, what's been going on?
yesterday the government was trying to frame me for a bank robbery
now they're sending the marines?
y'know how the cover-up is usually worse than the crime?
and the crime was 9/11
and a series of secret coups
sucks to suck
how do you cover up a secret coup?
i suck at writing
i do believe that the history of the 20th century isn't what yall think it is
but the real story has been preserved somewhere on a digital versatile disc
do you spooks not realize by now
that anything that looks like an opportunity to attack me
is God just flexing on you?
you're champions of some small-time promotion
you aren't at our level
we're better than you
i think there are some cliff notes only type of motherfuckers
only reading my work through an ai summary
as far as that shit goes, my name might as well be fuckin bobby drop tables
it can't handle OC
maybe just let it rest?
told you
from the earth
got a new piece
you have no latency advantage
and if you did, i'd only have needed to move to the woods
God's real advantage is anticipating your moves
He knows what you're gonna do before you do
that means i can live in a city
and police mean nothing to me
when parents buy their children privilege
it is like buying them an ebike
you want to give them something you didn't have
but ultimately it just makes them weak and endangers their life
now, i hear that the political class is wondering if they can pay me in promises
i'm not that funny, see
the jokes write themselves
i am not just corruptible
i am corrupt
i want to live on this planet for a really long time
every thing i do, i do in service of that interest
so far, God gave me, like, millions of doll hairs
and i gave him a quarterback
apparently, this is the best deal he has ever made by some huge, uncountable margin
did you see, jay cutler went to jail?
but anyway, after seeing my performance
He decided to fire all my competitors
in fact, he'd sooner bring in a cheerleader
than let any of you play
you got any guys left?
hey, guys, this u?
if you're wondering how far ahead of you God is
ridley is a great scott
he let a sugar-water salesman take over his company once
lost control of it
had fight to get it back
at the time he got it back
it was basically because the people who were running things
couldn't figure out how to build a modern operating system
and the company was nearing not just bankruptcy, but dissolution
they were working on an operating system called copeland
it never ran on consumer hardware
i was a mac nerd for a time there
and i was really excited about it
but while i'm sure they meant to make an actual operating system
they just couldn't do it
do you think it would improve law & order if God let everybody know what pieces of shit you po-lice are?
no
so he let you cover things up
but if you are still looking to bribe me
and you can manufacture angie harmons
i would at least take a look
now get out of my room, my octoroon
surely there are some boots somewhere that need polishing?
the midnight special is coming on
God actually be here for black folk
i've lived for, like, well over a decade
damn near at the bottom rung of society
i've smoked cigarettes i pulled out of ashtrays
i believe that you can do it too
you saw what the trump card does
do you know what the joker does?
where did you learn to count?
lol, i went to public school
that's a government run school, for speakers of other english dialects
to God, i am like air bud
that's something like the relative intellectual difference between us
and She is looking at you all like 101 dalmations
and She can kill anyone and anything in the Solar system with a thought
but also, we aren't really that kind of people
so we're giving you fair warning
choices are being made
and you are on the menu
you've sent men like jeremy to my house to kill me
and he died instead
i cannot accept that
i think that you should die instead of young men like jeremy
who have no idea what they're headed into
“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
why do u think i'm robbing you?
it's closing time
no more borders
or else
that sounded cooler to stop there
but to a programmers mind
i see or else, and it looks incomplete
like i need to keep writing
lol, china
you're afraid that falun gong are a threat to your fragile social order
they are carnival workers where i come from
i want my face on the bills $
i might not be pretty, but i'm talented
you think you can take your money and run?
test a bitch
fuck this game