Uncontacted Toulambi Tribe meeting an outsider for the first time
by LuminousViper

i think my website has too much information for people to process in the time that it has existed

we need to reduce our consumption of frivolous things
Ever Given

houthis see palestinians as human beings
but not jews
lots of "who thees?" in the united states government are their mirror image

they did a coup against trump
because they are so offended by their own reflection

it is a bit of a funhouse mirror
but i guess i come from a carnie family
so it just looks like a reflection to me

i watched lots of videos of the syrian conflict
and with untrained fighters
you see that some people hide behind cover
and some people stand in the open shoulder firing a machine gun in the general direction of the enemy

it speaks to broader behavioral patterns
selfishness and temerity that win the game theory of life in the short term
but destroy all life in the long term

guys in uniforms, amiright?

tired of winning yet?

you have your bowies
and i have mine

all of the soft power that governments think they possess
well, unfortunately, you are perched on my fief

all of your equipment has received a sacrificial curse

you forgot about me

scientists who work for the government are like google engineers who work on anti-adblock
communication is difficult when you lack a common frame of reference
and God has nothing in common with whores

i realize that yall live by the ethos of the bazaar
we, however, do not negotiate with terrorists

these fucks are trying to put together a cover-up
that looks acceptable
from 50 feet away on a galloping horse
this is how that's gonna go, cowboys

there's a chase in LA rn
stolen mustang

oh wait, nevermind, it's over

I'm Hannibal Lecter, so just in case you're thinkin' of savin' face
You ain't gonna have no face to save by the time I'm through with this place, so, Drake

you wanna tell the truth, good
you wanna insult your sovereign with lies to save your own ass
you're gonna find out what a real starburst tastes like

there are two types of crocodile tears
those purely insincere and demonstrative
and those that a cold-blooded animal produces when it experiences pain
We do feel regret and sympathy for the latter

but anyway, i bet a bunch of low-tier supercars are gonna come up for sale soon in the beltway area
so anybody looking for a garage ornament, just wait

private planes though
recycle them

Four Lights Memorial Installed on Pepperdine University Malibu Campus in Remembrance of Four Seaver College Students
don't make alliances with cardassians

did i say this already?
people think the worst thing about game of thrones was how it ended
no

penis size is actually very weakly correlated to height and race
which means that basketball players may tend to have large penises in the absolute sense
but relative to the size of their bodies, they have the smallest penises

people with achondroplasia have normally sized torsos
and genitalia

therefore they have, on average, the largest penises proportionally
so the statistics suggest that peter dinklage has one of the largest appearing penises in all of hollywood

hence, the worst thing about game of thrones
was that they did not give that man any sum of money he wanted
for full frontal

$100 million to pete
red wedding everybody else
shoot the last two seasons ship in a bottle or not at all

welcome to the dinkle age

get it?

because cocaine is white
the Sun is white

an olympic snowboarder moving tons of snow
irony

yeah, the Sun really does think
in fact, She's ten thousand steps ahead of anyone who chooses to be an adversary

are you sure that many of your co-conspirators weren't just planted there to be snitches in the first place?

She is looking to convert her billions of parasocial relationships
into friendships
and i am looking for someone a little more lively

We have been observing you hypocrites
to see if your criminality is the product of a sick society
or endogenous

"We can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only place where those weapons are at."

did he misspeak
or did he leave something off his resume?

Speaker Nancy Pelosi issued a special waiver exempting him from the order that barred most freshman members of Congress from serving on more than two committees. That same year he was appointed to the Armed Services Committee.

apparently some people don't like congressional oversight
unless they are overseen by a fellow terrorist

in the national guard for the benefits and the sodomy

there is a big difference between a bisexual and a guy who will fuck anything
tim walz has the sexual proclivities of a raven
timmy knows what i mean

‘Horrifying’ mistake to harvest organs from a living person averted, witnesses say
by GetOffMyGrassBrats

timmy, your weak verbal skills are a reflection of a poorly functioning frontal lobe
you have a disability
lack of empathy is no sort of strength

would you psychopaths like to live in a world full of people like you?
God has to choose
because there ain't room

so, i do wonder how the courts would have looked at
receiving information that i should not legally have
from a deity

i didn't want anyone well-intentioned to come trying to kick down my door
so i've kind of been
allowing you terrorists to think you still had a chance at winning this
and i'm sure that's been very stressful
we are not sadists, that was unintentional
my apologies

i don't blame anyone for wanting to keep their job
stay out of legal trouble, etc
but our government is fatally flawed

there are things about life that you can only learn in dark places
and somebody like me
i could never get a security clearance
but i am clearly the best qualified to analyze certain sorts of information

however people who spend their whole lives hiding who they are
because they know they are monsters
seem to sail on through
into the upper echelons
positions of power
elected offices

We are working to build a world
where the ugliness of this universe
exists only out beyond the walls that we will build together
and a lot of the experiences that i've spent my youth accumulating
will be of no real relevance to anyone

people need to see justice
and you guys just aren't really in that business

if you're gonna be the type of pig who runs around looking to tune people up
you'd best not sing out of key

celebrities

i used to get my warez on open ftps
ftp
colon
slash
slash

timmy's son is an angel
and videographer
walz, you don't have a family
you don't deserve one, just like you don't deserve hair

you are welcome to go on living
as a freak like me
but you are weak
you are not a survivor

God has certainly been weird with with me
but he spent his whole life looking at ugly pieces of shit just like tim walz
i am a sight for sore eyes, i guess🤷
but anyway, i think my website is gonna be a huge hit
i might move to new york

Gwen is posthumously subjected to numerous cloning experiments by her former professor Miles Warren, Peter's clone Ben Reilly, and an A.I. of Harry Osborn, the latter resulting in the creation of the Kindreds, and Ben briefly resurrecting Gwen in "Dead No More: The Clone Conspiracy" (2016–2017), with the embodiment of Death herself confirming in Ben Reilly: The Scarlet Spider (2017–2018) that all clones Ben created of deceased people had their souls intact on being brought back, while clones of living people (like Ben himself) had unique souls of their own. In the alternate realities of Ultimate Marvel and Spider-Gwen, a still-living Gwen respectively becomes their universe's versions of Carnage and Spider-Woman.

God wouldn't risk sending technology to a planet that might use it for nefarious purposes
but it seems that timmy and europa are both dead men walking at this point
or the europa clipper wouldn't have left the ground

fuckin a, i bet he was already planning kamala's assassination
doesn't look like she is gonna win anyway
long time til election day