i feel like you guys don't remember that time
that God maimed/killed a bunch of hezbollah terrorists
and the rats in the military and intelligence services
took credit and used it as an excuse to bomb a bunch of innocent people
i'm old enough
i've been around all sorts of people
i know you people are stupid
and deluded about the way that the world works
and only capable of viewing possibilities for the future through a paranoid lens
but i suppose if i can't convince yall that
YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR BEHAVIOR
or God may inflict terrible violence on you
swat you like a fly
then your concerns about the future may be justified
because it seems that is the sort of curriculum i've been assigned to produce
did you yourselves not recently conclude that democracy isn't working because people are too stupid?
bad news
you are also the stupids
good news
i reject your autocracy and substitute my own
now you know
We could make a deepfake video of all of you conceding
but as i've only got this old macbook currently
We will need to use practical effects rather than gpus
please dry clean your dress uniforms
yall are only thinking of saving your own skin
yet dead set on a course of action that will deprive you of it
did you know that to get a star on the hollywood walk of fame
you basically have to get somebody to pay for it for you?
it isn't like an industry award or something
i suppose that there is a committee that has to agree you are famous enough
cher kinda needs autotune
the constitution was written by revolutionaries
with an eye towards protecting the sorts of activities that make revolution possible
the government today is populated with legalists
who take a dim view of such activities
and since the founders were themselves concerned about a counter-revolution
they also supplied tools to combat one
i guess if We want to give the simple-minded legalists an oppurtunity to survive
i have to thread that needle in a very particular way
you refuse to accept our conclusions about your incompetence
because you are not aware of the degree to which God has been cleaning up after you
since forever
you are bumper bowlers proud of strikes
did you know chris hardwicks dad was one of the best bowlers ever?
you couldn't detect the angels when they were working building our culture
so God turned some of them into sardines
don't call me pence, call me sir
I am demanding that all of you resign and confess your crimes
i guess i'll say it again
this all can only improve my reputation
with people whose esteem i actually value
they'll be like
dre, bury more
if you don't want to promote my cause
God will do it in other ways
creating a situation that you cannot cover up or explain away
Among the dead was Thomas Nichols, brother of the actress Nichelle Nichols, best known for her role as Uhura in the original television series of Star Trek.
tens of thousands of people's favorite celebrities
and as you can see, i'm busily presenting you with better options
because you will also take the blame for that
so will you be paying for my star on the walk of fame?
consider picking up the promotional budget for my video game
as an investment in your own future
i can make it as a solo act for a while if need be
the angels of hollywood contribute nothing truly essential
ironicly, i am the only member of the crew who is not a robot
but i am still the most competent at the essential functions
it will just be a little quiet for a while
We can survive the reputational hit
the true story of the lemmings, as i understand it
is that in some good years
the population booms
the lemmings overconsume until the environment is denuded
then they starve en masse
this is the fate that human leadership is guiding all of us towards
real economists never tell the truth
even though they love the notion of incentives
they often ignore their own
and become like corrupt accountants
how much is 2+2?
how much do you want it to be?
don't judge a Book by its cover
apparently, peak oil is like the second coming
a few people predict it wrong
and then people start to believe it will never happen
everything is under control
but if everybody doesn't take efficiency and consumption seriously
we're all going to hell
cutting military budgets to zero is a great first step
how much jet fuel have you dumb motherfuckers burned trying to drop bombs on me?
this is 357
God could end the nfl today
people prefer that style of toxic masculinity
to what the military delivers
don't you carpetbaggers want to go home anyway?
stop fucking with the people who actually live in that city
walking around like the starch in your uniform has gone to your brain
is not how you save the world
the proxy murder people would be yall
i'm the other guy
okay, so i'm not much of a hacker
but i did go to defcon the year cult dead cow released bo2k
i found out when i got to vegas that nobody would rent me a room because i was too young
but i just stayed one day and drove home
i did not sleep in a manger
btw, what's the defcon at?
smaller number is worse, right?
i assume the b2 is too old to be running wince
but then again, maybe...
they call God "it" and they think i'm rude
it is true that english needs better gender-neutral pronouns
but that isn't what they mean