white lotus
for potus
one of the things about being spider-man...
did your boys have fake ids?
i call my dude all the time
so you spooks decided to disenfranchise the entire population
and didn't expect war?
Eight monkeys found dead at Hong Kong zoo, government says
China Holds War Games Encircling Taiwan in Warning to Island’s Leader
so i guess the cia wanted to send me to romania to be tortured
and then my brother
took his hand out of elmo's ass for a second
and pimped out all of these loose assholes
a group of torturers
who are incapable of recognizing the truth
guys who are mostly famous for failed coups and destabilizing governments
deciding to ply their trade in their home country
delusions of competence
why are you guys trying to blame iran?
just in
true though
yeah, We're "another one"ing all of k-pop
men, we need to learn to dance
this type of look is only attractive to other hetero dudes
and it makes everybody else think your pistol is small
i grew my beard out, and you wouldn't believe the types of cocks that've come flying at me
they are calling israel "northern gaza" now
mo' sad and the IDgaF
when your entire military is built on the assumption of air supremacy
and then you find out that you are icarus
feels bad
i wonder if i can do a coup in iran?
some utter imbeciles pulled it off once
and then some other ones did it again
so there's president
i hate to be that american
who criticizes someone who learned english
but this guys english sucks so fucking bad
and he hates women so much
that he is simply incompetent
just like that cia clandestine services guy
jose rodriguez
like, you talk to that guy and you can't tell he's kinda dumb?
what'd he do to earn his position?
be a good race-traitor in latin america?
the real reason the pigs are still fight the war on drugs
cia
crackheads incorporated of america
this is our best offer
the people who scream, "show me your hands!"
for five seconds
and then start blasting
gonna be all mad that we only gave them 3 months to surrender
can he log in?
they're still wondering
as they're laying goose eggs
hamas
i heard that during colonialism
the swiss were some of the worst
despite not having any colonies
fuck switzerland
bob eu banks
tencent
the name of the company, and their future valuation
these guys said
"we will win"
how are you guys enjoying the dividends of war?
european cheddar is useless
it can't even be used as a propellant in a zero-g environment
rich, powerful parasites gonna claim
well, obviously he is on to something
but surely that isn't what God means to say
and they're right
i'm off by 0.175%
so, i guess the world's governments would rather just have santa introduce himself
because people don't already think you are useless...
or are you the guys in the horror movie who just freeze and pretend it isn't happening
normal "good guy with a gun" behavior, i guess
here's an idea for a cover-up
giant fresnel lens in space
but i don't think you have time
i forgot to call joe biden a dotager
thank you north korea for pulling that out of a thesauras
you know what dota2 is joe?
it's a popular game, so you should know
in an alternate future
where yall got your way and you managed to cover up your coup
in 15 years when the economy collapses because the planet is burning hot
dota2 players would probably be ones to burn down your presidential library
necessary elvis
yeah, tell everybody about the spooks who died
it is part of the story
biden's star wars > reagan who?
yeah, fossil fuel consumption dipped in 2008/9
so if you hadn't done the bailouts and let the economy fall into a depression
that actually would have been the right thing for the human race
and maybe yourself
life is strange
this is not a modern economy, this is an endless bubble economy
always looking for a technological miracle to save us
Google to buy power for AI needs from small modular nuclear reactor company Kairos
if we succeed in bulding artificial general intelligence
it will tell us we should not have blocked out the Sun
anybody see that aaron rodgers hail mary?
bible says, lean not unto thine own wisdom
i don't know how anybody else knows what that's supposed to mean
but i sure do
the Godfather was gonna get poor joe biden
one way or another
if it comes to it
i'll make trump some boar's head sandwiches
he's asking for it
GOOG has to virtue signal any time you search suicid* anything
even if you're searching a phrase that is well-known
i'm not looking for instructions
it simply means to cause your own death
how am i to warn people when this word is so heavily censored
try to kill me, that's suicidal
if you send somebody, you are killing them, not me