I DON'T HAVE HEADPHONES, YOU USELESS CIA TWATS

RADIOHEAD ISN'T MEANT LITERALLY

I'M THE PO ET

bless india for their slightly out of shape action stars
hollywood is all semaglutides and steroids

make america that again

do yall want me to call you daddy?
pledge allegiance?
stop being bastard #6 yourselves
(informal) A child who does not know their father.

i said i'm endorsing kennedy
he dropped out, which would make funny if he got elected
he is literally married to cheryl hines
me molests roadkill
he opposes vaccines because he thinks stupid people should die
it will be hilarious

you are bad at your job, just like me
own it

when your only marketable traits are a drivers license and the ability to pass a drug test
despite being obviously stoned all the time

did i mock your war dead?

no universal basic income in my country
so if i'm a bum
what else is a disabled schizophrenic to be?

i'm just a man trying to stay out of the hospital

ed is our father
and this is how we treat our mother

you douchebags best believe in walter white

i'm sure the entertainment industry will find a way
We can do without your contributions

i don't know who you people are
but if you've spent a nickel trying to fuck my life up
you're fired
$1,944,687,317,976

i do have one weakness

i guess you guys have walk-in freezers full

why do we need the department of defense?

i told you guys
i took over this planet
she's my angel now
stop wasting resources
you've got your early warning

let me guess, your real strategy in ukraine is to make it drag on as long as possible

see who likes to put in
more than they like being alive

god's chosen people

to poop on
hi, high kamala

A unique photo of the preparation for the launch of the Ukrainian military's IRIS-T air defense missile system.

when did maria bartiromo turn into quark from star trek ds9?

mel brooks telling the story of the prodigal son

she said the storm appended life
1. : attach, affix. appended a diagram to the instructions. 2. : to add as a supplement or appendix (as in a book)

speaker johnson, smh

i mean, who is even alive there now?

mitch mcconnell sure does love His judges

“We’ve had freezing periods in the 1970s. They said it was going to be a new cooling period. And now it gets warmer and gets colder, and that’s called Mother Nature. But the idea that hurricanes or wildfires were caused just in the last few years is just fallacy.”
-- some snack

fuck you, mr mugu

Scottish DJ Jackmaster dies after head injury in Ibiza

places like ibiza attract predators
all sorts of predators

Health and safety nonprofit dedicated to ending the drug war, providing on-the-ground services, distributing drug checking materials, and more.

i've observed that yall are too busy with other things
so i'm glad somebody is actually fighting the bad guys

“I gave my word to the people of San Francisco that I oppose the death penalty, and I will honor that commitment despite the strong emotions evoked by this case.”
-- pontius pilate wannabe