october 1

WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange says he pleaded ‘guilty to journalism’ in order to be freed

charge of conspiring to unlawfully obtain and disseminate classified national defense information.

(in my case, it seems that the cia is suspicious of my secret source, the BBC)

The only place where whales come to watch you

people say moby is related to herman melville
he is actually related to moby dick

people are gonna wonder how yall got fooled

"I am being specifically targeted by Nintendo"

hey, i heard yakuza take over companies in japan by buying small amounts of shares
and then attending shareholder meetings and scaring people
what if God sent ohtani to a nintendo shareholder meeting with a bat?
would they stop being absolutely useless pricks?
this is what happens when salarymen take over a company
and they start abusing any possible source of revenue
to hide their own drunkenness and ineptitude

nintendon't come up with new ideas in the 21st century

obviously, this is less problematic than incompetent fuckwits taking over a country

these the type of dudes to go to some vanity graduate school mid-career because they don't know the difference between an education and a resume

you suck, frank

life is strange
a component of suicidal ideation is often a fantasy about how you will be remembered
so it would imperil your lives to let you believe that if you leave today you will be remembered as honorable men

the zeitgeist is shifting
different eyes will look back on what you do
than those that surround you today

whatever pitiful excuse for a democracy we ever had
people believed in it
and i'm pretty sure when a government agency
kills a candidate for the highest office
that's the final nail in the coffin

Fear of a Soviet-style collapse keeps Xi Jinping up at night

you lose sleep to your own grandiose delusions
you are the bethesda employees responsible for all the glitches

classical music
world had 500 million people
most people couldn't read

last concert i went to was bob dylan at the bren event center

you want to see paul mccartney?
you gotta pay hundreds or thousands
drive to a stadium somewhere with tens of thousands of people

bob dylan has spent decades cultivating a reputation for being a mediocre performer who refuses to play his hits
so you can see him at a university stadium for $35